I'm moving the gardening questions from the Hey Asshole thread here. (Maybe an admin with nothing but time on your hands could likewise move the relevant posts here, too? Thanks.)
Someone asked what steps a lazy gardener could take to amend the soil. I thought I would follow up with two items here, the first of which is Cynthia Sandberg's advice that she posts on a board at all of her tomato seedling sales. This is strictly for tomatoes. (If you have questions, ask here and I'll ask her. She loves to help people grow, and if you're smart, you'll subscribe to her weblog, as well—she is so generous with her time.)

Cynthia also had a really helpful post at her GrowBetterVeggies weblog, aptly titled
How I Plant a Tomato.
Secondly, I inquired of my farmer friend, Linda Butler, up at
Lindencroft Farm, what soil amendments she uses.
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Hi Tana,
Here is a list of soil amendments I use.
Greensand a product of the sea, supplies trace minerals and boosts microbial activity for long term release of nutrients, potassium source (K)
Oyster shell powder, calcium source
Blood meal a nitrogen source
Rock phosphate
for 100 square feet apply 2.5 pounds of blood meal, 4 pounds of rock phosphate, 3 pounds of green sand, and 5 pounds of oyster shell powder
This I use when I work the soil for the first time, when I make a new bed and fill it up. I dig this all in the first foot. Then just before I plant in the new soil I add about one pound each of fish meal and kelp meal and work it into the top six inches. When I harvest and then get ready for all subsequent plantings or sowings I add generous amounts of compost and a little more fish and kelp meal. If I'm sowing carrot seeds I work some worm castings in also. All the leafy vegetables that we harvest for their leaves like, broccoli, kale, chard, spinach, lettuce, and brussels sprouts I give a fish and kelp about once a month in the form of a dilute emulsion. I just dump about a half a gallon of each around the base of the plants for the big ones. The small ones like spinach, chard, kale, and lettuces get a foliar feeding of the same fish and kelp emulsion. You can get all these things at San Lorenzo Garden Center in Santa Cruz.
We used her suggestion last year, and our tomato output improved drastically. (We grow other stuff, but the tomatoes are the most important thing for us.) In 2006, the little plants looked like they were all on chemo: they were spindly, sparse, and not productive. (Maybe 6 tomatoes per plant, all summer.) Last summer, we had to reach inside the plants, now four-five feet tall, and feel around for tomatoes. One plant in particular, the Coustralee, produced five or six tomatoes every couple of days. Big, buxom tomatoes, too.
Bob also adds mushroom compost and organic chicken poop. He mixes all these things in a big bucket or the wheelbarrow, and double digs the beds, about two feet deep. Linda tells me that the second year will only be better, and things kind of make a soup.
Rancho Gordo's techniques are also good ones: there is a lot out there that you can do to improve soil quality. And one thing we're doing, about 1/3 way into the season, is applying fish emulsion, which feeds everything. The roses really need it right now. So Logan's mama will do that for me, and I will drive off somewhere for the afternoon because that stuff is STANKY.
I hope some of this helps.