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#4891 small h

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 01:44 PM

Damn, was hoping that wouldn't leak out.

 

Thought cross-dressing would hide my identity. Guess not.

 

Inquiring minds want to know - did you finish the Pringles before you filled the canister with wine, or conserve energy by eating and drinking at the same time? No judgments either way!



#4892 Rich

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 02:40 PM

Oh, at the same time of course!!!

 

The wine washed those Pringles down quite nicely. And I had to be quick so all was finished before I got to the cashier's line.



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Posted 26 January 2019 - 02:59 PM

Roxanne - featuring Walter the Frenchie

 


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Posted 26 January 2019 - 04:20 PM

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#4895 voyager

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 04:29 PM

Son and granddaughter were having lunch here.    She asks, "Ama, can I have some of that liqueur?"  

 

Son shoots me a look and I look baffled.    

 

"Sweetie, what "liqueur" are you talking about?"  

 

"You know, the bubbly stuff in the can that tastes like grapefruit."

 

"Ahhhhh.    La Croix."

 

"YES,  Liqueur."   


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#4896 Sneakeater

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 03:13 AM

I just got a tip on my phone headed, “Learn how to have a FaceTime call with multiple participants”.
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#4897 Josh Karpf

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Posted 31 March 2019 - 03:10 PM

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From The Diner's Companion, Maurice Dreicer (New York: Crown, 1955).



#4898 Rich

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 06:56 PM

I just got a tip on my phone headed, “Learn how to have a FaceTime call with multiple participants”.

Sounds very kinky!!!



#4899 Sneakeater

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 07:38 PM

It's especially kinky when it came the day after the FaceTime hack was revealed.

 

So it could really be multiple participants.


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#4900 StephanieL

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 10:53 PM

LA Times parodies NY Times stories about LA as the boonies.


"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires." --John Steinbeck

 

"Insanity runs in my family.  It practically gallops."--Arsenic and Old Lace

 


#4901 Josh Karpf

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 12:54 PM

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Posted 22 April 2019 - 09:04 PM

There may be nothing new about Atera's website, I don't know.  But it's making me laugh today.
 
Their version:


 


Atera honors the poetry of nature and creativity
in pursuit of an immersive sensory dining experience

Welcome

 

Dining at Atera
We offer a seasonal and continuously evolving tasting menu experience.
Please allow 2½ hours for you and your guests.


My version:


Atera is open for dinner.


Welcome

 

Dining at Atera
We offer a set menu.
Please allow 2½ hours for you. If your guests don't match expectations, give us the nod, and we'll have them out in an hour.


ETA:
 

Menu – $ 285

Wine pairing – $ 175
Reserve wine pairing – $ 365
Temperance pairing – $ 105

Shelter pairing – $ 75

Prison pairing – $ 50

Bread and water, nothing else – $ 35

 

(The first four lines are genuine, the the last three are an homage to Cabby.)



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Posted 27 April 2019 - 06:18 PM

On the side of a martial arts gym in Munich: the Fighting Bayerisch 


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Posted 29 April 2019 - 02:03 AM

The boy is going be scrimmaging during halftime at the Ivy League Lax Championships next Sunday. It's going to be really funny watching all these peewees running around on the field chasing the ball. 


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#4905 Josh Karpf

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 11:23 AM

Phony bidding war costs Brooklyn apartment buyer thousands

 

He may have not been the first agent to do that, but how many snarkily boast to their own buying client in writing?

 

I met that agent a year earlier at an open house (when he was at Corcoran; this story has broken while he's now at Citi Habitats), and I had been impressed. We called him Bright Eyes. Unlike the buyer's broker we ended up using at another firm, Bright Eyes actually listened to my feedback and tailored his suggestions accordingly, repeatedly working hard to get our business by offering smart recommendations.
 
I looked at his Facebook profile a couple of days ago (three kids; spouse dressing up as RBG) and found several commenters making fun of him. His surname's kind of unique; I wondered if he'd shamed himself out of the biz for life. Well, he's deleted all that mocking.