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#4891 small h

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 01:44 PM

Damn, was hoping that wouldn't leak out.

 

Thought cross-dressing would hide my identity. Guess not.

 

Inquiring minds want to know - did you finish the Pringles before you filled the canister with wine, or conserve energy by eating and drinking at the same time? No judgments either way!



#4892 Rich

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Posted 15 January 2019 - 02:40 PM

Oh, at the same time of course!!!

 

The wine washed those Pringles down quite nicely. And I had to be quick so all was finished before I got to the cashier's line.



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Posted 26 January 2019 - 02:59 PM

Roxanne - featuring Walter the Frenchie

 


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Posted 26 January 2019 - 04:20 PM

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#4895 voyager

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 04:29 PM

Son and granddaughter were having lunch here.    She asks, "Ama, can I have some of that liqueur?"  

 

Son shoots me a look and I look baffled.    

 

"Sweetie, what "liqueur" are you talking about?"  

 

"You know, the bubbly stuff in the can that tastes like grapefruit."

 

"Ahhhhh.    La Croix."

 

"YES,  Liqueur."   


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#4896 Sneakeater

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 03:13 AM

I just got a tip on my phone headed, “Learn how to have a FaceTime call with multiple participants”.
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#4897 Josh Karpf

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Posted 31 March 2019 - 03:10 PM

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From The Diner's Companion, Maurice Dreicer (New York: Crown, 1955).



#4898 Rich

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 06:56 PM

I just got a tip on my phone headed, “Learn how to have a FaceTime call with multiple participants”.

Sounds very kinky!!!



#4899 Sneakeater

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 07:38 PM

It's especially kinky when it came the day after the FaceTime hack was revealed.

 

So it could really be multiple participants.


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#4900 StephanieL

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Posted 01 April 2019 - 10:53 PM

LA Times parodies NY Times stories about LA as the boonies.


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#4901 Josh Karpf

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