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#856 g.johnson

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:35 PM

Oops.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:42 PM

Are there lyrics to the apartheid song?
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 04:43 PM

Yes, but they're as wholly vague as words to national anthems usually are. I imagine the tune brought back some bad memories.

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 07:48 PM

One verse of "Die Stem" was incorporated into the current SA anthem. It comes after the Zulu and Xhosa stuff but before the English verse.
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:03 PM

Do they break into Welsh at any point? :lol:

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:22 AM

I lost my cell phone. Again. It's only a month old, too. I used the GPS finder thing to locate it, and it should be somewhere around work. I drove back to look for it, but no such luck. Then I came home, checked the GPS thing again, and it hadn't moved from the previous location, plus I realized it was on a different street from where I looked when I had gone back earlier. So off I went again, but still not luck.

I'm hoping it's at work since it's within the 350m to which the GPS finder thing is accurate.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:32 AM

I lost my cell phone. Again. It's only a month old, too. I used the GPS finder thing to locate it, and it should be somewhere around work. I drove back to look for it, but no such luck. Then I came home, checked the GPS thing again, and it hadn't moved from the previous location, plus I realized it was on a different street from where I looked when I had gone back earlier. So off I went again, but still not luck.

I'm hoping it's at work since it's within the 350m to which the GPS finder thing is accurate.

Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst!

the gps isn't perfect. i thought i lost my phone on the subway and the gps showed it was about half a mile away from my house which would be the next subway stop where there is a police station. i called the station but no phones had been turned in. then i used the remote ring feature and it turned out the phone was at the bottom of my purse in my apartment.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 02:45 AM


I lost my cell phone. Again. It's only a month old, too. I used the GPS finder thing to locate it, and it should be somewhere around work. I drove back to look for it, but no such luck. Then I came home, checked the GPS thing again, and it hadn't moved from the previous location, plus I realized it was on a different street from where I looked when I had gone back earlier. So off I went again, but still not luck.

I'm hoping it's at work since it's within the 350m to which the GPS finder thing is accurate.

Hope for the best, be prepared for the worst!

the gps isn't perfect. i thought i lost my phone on the subway and the gps showed it was about half a mile away from my house which would be the next subway stop where there is a police station. i called the station but no phones had been turned in. then i used the remote ring feature and it turned out the phone was at the bottom of my purse in my apartment.


What's the remote ring feature? I wonder if I have it. . . .

I had tried calling my phone when I first realized it was missing, but I didn't hear it, so it's not likely in my house. I know it was on, so I should have been able to hear it (unless I accidentally turned the volume down, which I have done in the past due to the fact that I barely know how to use the stupid thing). The last time I tried the GPS thing, it showed up as being about 50m away from my house when it was actually at the bottom of my purse. Oops. But this time, the location on the GPS map was about 10 1/2 km from my house, but 200m from my work, so I'm really hoping it's at work. The company claims the GPS thing is accurate up to 350 m in urban areas, but you never know!

These new-fangled sleek phones are a pain in the ass.

I do have a security code thing on the phone, so if someone finds it, they won't be able to use it unless they swap out the SIM card. And my name and home phone number are on the screen saver, so if someone does find it, hopefully they'll notify me since they won't be able to use the phone, anyway.

Now I'm going to see if I have a remote ring feature.

#864 Wilfrid

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Posted 17 June 2012 - 03:17 PM

Overheard: a British TV commentator at the conclusion of the Russia v Greece soccer match.

They may be going out of the Eurozone, but they're still very much part of Euro 2012.


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Posted 10 July 2012 - 07:25 PM

almost committed seppuku chopping onions. it's not enough to intend to have your knives sharpened, you actually have to go and have it done.

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 07:57 PM

almost committed seppuku chopping onions. it's not enough to intend to have your knives sharpened, you actually have to go and have it done.

then, instead of a glancing blow, you'll be able to slice that thumb right off
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Posted 10 July 2012 - 09:22 PM


almost committed seppuku chopping onions. it's not enough to intend to have your knives sharpened, you actually have to go and have it done.

then, instead of a glancing blow, you'll be able to slice that thumb right off

seems more sanitary

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

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#868 Wilfrid

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 09:01 PM

Anyone watching the Olympics opening ceremony live? :)

No. Because NBC is not showing it live.

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Posted 28 July 2012 - 02:19 PM

Anyone watching the Olympics opening ceremony live? :)

No. Because NBC is not showing it live.

Saudi Arabia are. Wonder what they thought of the lesbian kiss.
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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:36 PM

Special Universal Dingbat Award to the news media of the world, and the World Wide Web, all parroting Peter Jackson's self-serving claim that The Hobbit must be a trilogy because it was "in the words of Professor Tolkien himself, ‘a tale that grew in the telling.’"

Tolkien was talking about a different, and yes much longer, book.

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