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#1 mongo_jones

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 03:36 PM

come on, people, joe beef deserves its own thread.

 

here's my write-up of dinner there last week.

 

here's the thing i can't get my head around:

"Neither is or would be a cheap meal but for what we ate it is remarkable (half what we paid per head at Shunji in December). You can spend as much in Minneapolis (or any other American city) for a meal at a name restaurant that will be a fifth to half as good using ingredients that will seem substandard by comparison: these were some of the best oysters I have ever eaten, probably the best lobster I have ever eaten (and the entire goddamned lobster was on the plate), steak up there with the best I’ve eaten, other-worldly lamb, and there was a veritable bucket of foie gras in the parfait. And we didn’t clear $80/head. I don’t know anything about the economics of the restaurant scene in Montreal but if we lived there we could actually afford to eat there once a month. It’s no wonder reservations are so hard to get."


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#2 Rail Paul

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 04:36 PM

Joe Beef is wonderful.  I think I've written about it at least twice.


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#3 mongo_jones

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 04:41 PM

are your write-ups floating somewhere in that massive montreal thread?


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#4 Patrick

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 06:07 PM

" which made me wonder what people do when it’s really cold outside"

Wait outside. Or at Vin Papillion. 



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Posted 31 March 2015 - 09:02 PM

a clever idea: opening another business to serve as a holding area for your first.

 

i'm still trying to figure out the economics of that lobster dish. i estimate that the retail cost of that lobster alone would be $30 us. say another $10 for the rest of the ingredients. this means that if i were to try and make an infinitely shittier version of that dish at home it would be only about $5 cheaper than the restaurant's version. which seems wrong considering how good that dish was.


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current whisky review: rampur select casks (indian single malt whisky)

 

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#6 irnscrabblechf52

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 09:28 PM

too bad you missed the horse.

 

perhaps the fullest i've felt in my life was after dinner at joe beef. (we had the foie gras double down.) i also felt terrible the next day driving back to the states.


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#7 Patrick

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 09:31 PM

Right now it's close to cost, but during the season, lobster can be quite cheap in these parts.

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Posted 31 March 2015 - 09:55 PM

Right now it's close to cost, but during the season, lobster can be quite cheap in these parts.

 

 

yeah, it's still highly unlikely that it would ever be available, at those margins, in any american restaurant of that reputation/class.


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current restaurant review: piccolo (minneapolis)

 

current whisky review: rampur select casks (indian single malt whisky)

 

current recipe: keema chops (indian-style croquettes)

 

 

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#9 Orik

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 12:26 AM

Told ya it's better than Per Se. 


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 12:39 AM

This comes back to Wilfrid's comment about the lamb's neck - if they're charging that, it reflects cost. There's often a huge spread in the mains that seems more likely to be due to labour and ingredient costs than Joe Beef trying to bilk us (ie. our veal's belly last year was $26 and huge, the cerf a la royale was near $50 - that's not cheap, but it's all fair).

 

But yes, it is a rare and tremendous restaurant.


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:39 PM

the cerf a la royale

 

Man comes to visit a household.  Wife is in.  Husband is out.

 

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"He's out shooting peasants," the wife replies.

 

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"I mean peasants," the wife says.  "You don't know my husband."


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Posted 01 April 2015 - 01:40 PM

I'll be here all week, folks.


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#13 Orik

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Posted 01 April 2015 - 03:14 PM

At Per Se, instead of complaining about overpriced $50 serf, you can complain about $50 supplements for an ounce of scerf.


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Posted 03 April 2015 - 08:06 PM

I've been twice over the years...great generous guys,fun place to be,and yes,the best oysters I've ever et. 


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:16 PM

finally got around to writing up our dinner at joe beef in late october.

 

great food but if you want to take good photographs of it you have to go when it's possible to sit outside in natural light, i guess. here's the beef "gravlax" with fried puntarelle that was one of the highlights.

 

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my annoying opinions: whisky, food and occasional cultural commentary

 

current restaurant review: piccolo (minneapolis)

 

current whisky review: rampur select casks (indian single malt whisky)

 

current recipe: keema chops (indian-style croquettes)

 

 

facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
~homer simpson