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#1 Daniel

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 04:05 PM

So there is this guy I heard on the radio.. He promotes fasting, like long fasting with only this stuff called snake juice.   The basic principal is getting your body into ketosis.  Fast for long periods for time with quick feeds.. Feeds are within an hour window. When you feed, it should be 4x1 greens to protein. no carbs,  and then back to at least a 48 fast... 

 

I am 36 hours into my first fast.. I ran 5.25 miles yesterday and drank 2 liters of snake juice.. It's essentially salt water and baking soda... 

 

My reason for doing this is, I gained some weight and I need to fit into my suit before i go away on a business trip...  I think I can go 5 days without eating... But, I am really looking forward to eating a steak  

 

 

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 05:27 PM

The last sentence I read “really looking forward to eating a snake”.
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#3 GerryOlds

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 08:24 PM

Good lord! Just buy a new suit. Snakeskin, of course.



#4 Evelyn

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 08:26 PM

While I am sure you will drop weight, that sounds extremely unhealthy.

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 10:41 PM

Yep - no reason to drink salt.



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Posted 01 March 2019 - 10:52 PM

The last sentence I read “really looking forward to eating a snake”.

 

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#7 Sneakeater

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Posted 01 March 2019 - 10:53 PM

How could you do this if you genuinely like food? It's like someone who loves music deciding, because reasons, he's only going to listen to music an hour at a time every couple of weeks.
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Posted 01 March 2019 - 11:09 PM

What happens when your suit just fits and you eat and drink on this business trip? I've usually found that every "easy off 5 pounds" is just as "easy on 5 pounds".

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 12:02 AM

How could you do this if you genuinely like food? It's like someone who loves music deciding, because reasons, he's only going to listen to music an hour at a time every couple of weeks.

 

You know I usually fast (meaning I have coffee and such but no food) 18-23 hours a day (depending on how long dinner is), right? 


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Posted 02 March 2019 - 01:28 AM

Watch him take the pleasure from the serpent diet that once corrupted Robert Atkins



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Posted 02 March 2019 - 06:53 AM

I'm concerned.  Don't take the Momo challenge.


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#12 Daniel

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 12:41 PM

Down 3.5 lbs in 3 days. After a 55 hour fast I ate 4 ounces of steak, 12 asparagi tossed in a salsa verde, 1 large king oyster mushroom with butter and sage and about 12 grapes. Going back on another 48 hour fast. Feeling great! Upset I can’t go for a run this morning
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#13 Sneakeater

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Posted 02 March 2019 - 01:07 PM


How could you do this if you genuinely like food? It's like someone who loves music deciding, because reasons, he's only going to listen to music an hour at a time every couple of weeks.


You know I usually fast (meaning I have coffee and such but no food) 18-23 hours a day (depending on how long dinner is), right?

I do the same thing but I wouldn’t call it “fasting”. At least in my case, it’s more laziness and disinclination to eat that early.
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Posted 02 March 2019 - 01:16 PM

Down 3.5 lbs in 3 days. After a 55 hour fast I ate 4 ounces of steak, 12 asparagi tossed in a salsa verde, 1 large king oyster mushroom with butter and sage and about 12 grapes. Going back on another 48 hour fast. Feeling great! Upset I can’t go for a run this morning

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#15 Daniel

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Posted 03 March 2019 - 12:12 PM

We made it 24 hours. I mean, after all it’s Saturday. Ate a cheese plate with some ham and had 4 tequilas. I also purchased keto sticks and I’m still in ketosis.
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