
New York Times
#1
Posted 23 March 2004 - 03:49 PM
1. A large hole in the ground
2. David Gest's pet name for the other Liza
3. Not as good as Le Canyon Grande
Really, people will tell you all kinds of garbage. Don't believe it.
You don't have to move on until you're ready.”
#2
Posted 23 March 2004 - 04:07 PM
1. Defying gravity.
2. Sticking your tongue on a frozen metal pole.
3. Not reading the New York Times much.
"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.
"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."
#3
Posted 23 March 2004 - 08:27 PM
Martha Stewart is just a shareholder
Jayson Blair is a just an exagerator
Mel Gibson is just an anti-semite.
Thank goodness for home delivery . . .
#4
Posted 23 March 2004 - 09:33 PM
Signed,
Specky Four Eyes, the Unimaginative Stereotype
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
#5
Posted 23 March 2004 - 11:48 PM
"Behold, I teach you the ubermunch. The ubermunch is the meaning of the earth. Let your will say: the ubermunch shall be the meaning of the earth!" -Fritzy N.
"It's okay to like celery more than yogurt, but it's not okay to think that batter is yogurt."
#6
Posted 23 March 2004 - 11:53 PM
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#7
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:45 PM
FEED YOUR HEAD!
#8
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:49 PM
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
#9
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:49 PM
Know what you mean. On a bad day I have to wedge open the door with a clog and limp down the stoop to whatever step it's landed on.The blue bag starts my day. If only he would throw it closer to the door so I don't have to model my pj's for the neighbors!
#10
Posted 24 March 2004 - 04:59 PM
#11
Posted 24 March 2004 - 05:04 PM
When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
-- Francis Mallman
#12
Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:37 PM

"We're not ready for Monday unless we've read it on Sunday. If we haven't, we go straight back to Friday and start the weekend again. Or skip to Tuesday."
Metaphysically speaking:
"There is the New York Times, and then there's everything else."
How true that is. "There is the snail at the bottom of my garden, and then there's everything else."
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
#13
Posted 05 June 2006 - 03:47 PM
Home delivery is simply a creature comfort that this active couple doesn't require!
#14
Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:08 PM
You get a few headlines, then a vast lonesome area devoted to on-line video. (If I wanted video, I'd go to CNN.) Then a big fat section called Inside Nytimes.com which looks like it highlights the pet projects of the editorial staff. Today we have a big profile of Jennifer Anniston and a giant plug for the new Times sports magazine called "Play." The lead article in Play is about the 2006 World Cup, a surefire way to pack in a a mass American audience. I guess the chess tournament season is in hiatus.
After scrolling down further we finally get to the news sections. Sort of. The genius web designers have settled on a serpentine design which runs from top to bottom and then from left to right, like a standard column of newsprint. That works for a story because I want to read it in sequence. It is pure stupidity for a web page layout because things like the Arts and Technology sections appear before the New York news.
I guarantee you that they thought this layout up without ever once testing on an actual member of the public.
"But this is blatant ultracrepidarianism on my part." - Taion
I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.
"once the penis came out, there was discussions as to why we didn't order the testicles" - Daniel describing a meal in China
#15
Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:14 PM
man, i need a headache