@Orik - Stopped by the concierge last night, post nap, just as they were closing ... had 10 minutes ... and secretly showed them The Magic Scroll*
They looked at me with WIDE eyes and said "oooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh" while nodding and nodding and nodding
Supervisors arrived and I told them that Chambo MUST get into these places ... that fate of the entire world is at stake ... and all these very attractive young ladies are nodding and nodding and mesmerized by the bat-shit crazy being before them. I'm told to return in the morning ... but I don't want to be wasting my time so I ask if they know any of these places. They said, yes, pretty much all of them. I ask, can I get in ? Do you have the POWERS ! We MUST get me in ... the world ... the whole world is at risk ,,, do you realize that ? They are confering together and whispering in an ancient language that I am not totally privy to .. and they say to come back in the morning with The Magic Stroll. I'm not fully satisfied but I don't want to keep them overtime past 9.30pm so I asked one last question ... Sushi Arai, for example, it's near here, can you get me in there ? Yes or no ? Response is "oooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooh, we know Sushi Arai very very well ... they are completely booked for the next month, Mr Chambo. Nobody can get in there, Mr Chambo. Nobody. I'm very very very sorry, Mr. Chambo !"
Steam is coming out of my ears. I didn't really want to but, on purpose and on cue, I went ballistic and lost my temper and I screamed at the top of my lungs ...
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE ! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW ? DO YOU !
YOU'RE NOT DEALING with some RANDOM BOZO from the HAUTE BOURGEOISIE or YET ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LACKEY STARS or PRINCES or PRINCESSES or POMPOUS PRIMA DONNAS ANYMORE !
[I make this sweeping gesture with both arms while turning my torso almost 180 ... effectively calling out the many dozens (hundreds ?) of noble people in the cavernous lobby / lounge space who have halted their own Friday night conversations and can't believe what's going down at the concierge desk]
YOU'RE DEALING WITH CHAMBO ... ... AND CHAMBO DOESN'T ACCEPT NO AS AN ANSWER
THE WORLD BENDS TO CHAMBO'S WILL ... AND SO WILL YOU !
I WILL GET IN THERE. MARK MY WORDS !
I WILL ... WATCH !
YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME AND UP IT NOW !
WE'LL RECONVENE IN THE MORNING ...
and I stormed off ... realizing for the first time that I'm TOTALLY F%CKED ... and headed out ... delirious, downcast, deluded, defeated ... towards the wilds of the Ginza ... and wound up eating sushi from some 24 / 7 joint that the concierge had suggested would still be open past 10pm ...
A 24 / 7 sushi joint ... can you effing believe** that this shall be Chambo's fate ... we'll need to see . we'll need to see ...
These are the adventures of the Starship Chambo ...
* Yep, that's your list and that's how I refer to it now ... it just sounds so much more mysterious and interesting and exciting, doesn't it ?
** and believe it or not, it was better than 90% of the places in Paris ... had at least 30 different fish options ...
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