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In Topic: Currently Reading...

22 February 2017 - 07:49 PM

you should all be currently reading my application to become mall of america's writer-in-residence. the fact that this post has not already gone viral and been optioned for a three movie deal tells you everything you need to know about the fallen times we live in.

In Topic: schwartz's

21 February 2017 - 05:13 AM

you're obviously not cool. i was told to get a pickle when i ordered my sandwich.

In Topic: joe beef

21 February 2017 - 05:12 AM

the saq can't even be arsed to carry a good selection of better canadian whisky.

In Topic: Cuisinart (blade) recall (12/13/2016)

19 February 2017 - 11:34 PM

i only use the processor to chop veg if i need to chop many pounds of them. i do use it to grate any veg that needs grating (other than ginger and garlic).

In Topic: Cuisinart (blade) recall (12/13/2016)

18 February 2017 - 03:20 AM

now i feel better about not having called/contacted them yet.