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#286 yvonne johnson

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 02:16 PM

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn lookalike

Wonder how the obit writers are going to describe this one?

How bizarre.
It was not a new dish, as I recognised my tooth marks. Wilfrid

#287 Anthony Bonner

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 02:24 PM

we've been joking about that all week at the office. Gawker had it a few days ago. Its almost the perfect headline.
Why not mayo?

#288 Abbylovi

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Posted 20 September 2011 - 08:39 PM

Is Nicholas Cage a vampire?



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It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.

#289 SLBunge

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 04:02 PM

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Suffocating under a pile of cheese curds.

#290 Wilfrid

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 04:04 PM

I noticed that. Needs angry thought bubbles about the outfits.

#291 Stone

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Posted 01 December 2011 - 05:03 PM

It's part of a plan to sneak Aung San out of Burma disguised as a waitress for the state dinner.

And she was.


#292 foodie52

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Posted 20 December 2011 - 02:04 PM

The latest Korean 'heir to the throne' could be Chaz Bono's brother.....
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#293 Lex

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 12:24 AM

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“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”

"One of the Evil Twin beers I tried smelled like a foot." - LiquidNY

"Sorry about your cookie." - Steve R.'s response to Jim Leff's epic rant.


#294 GG Mora

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:47 AM

More like:

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#295 splinky

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 02:55 AM

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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

 


#296 Stone

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 02:31 PM

April Bloomfield's Trotter

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Paula Deen's Cheeseburger Meatloaf and Sauce

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And she was.


#297 Orik

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 02:58 PM

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sandwiches that are large and filling and do not contain tuna or prawns


#298 GG Mora

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 03:04 PM

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Is that a slow loris atop his head?

#299 Lex

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 04:25 PM

Mitt Romney vs. Metro Man

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#300 g.johnson

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 08:10 PM

Whinger.

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Rugby player.

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