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#2911 GG Mora

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 02:26 PM

Jon Stewart to Anthony Bourdain: 'I've gotten diarrhea just watching your show.'

#2912 GG Mora

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:27 PM

Texts from Hillary.

#2913 ghostrider

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:31 PM

Texts from Hillary.

I was just going to post that! Apparently this is the day it went viral. :lol:
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#2914 GG Mora

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 03:23 PM

Airplane lavatory self-portraits in the Flemish style.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 03:48 PM



Hey GG! Congrats on the new blog!

#2916 Suzanne F

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 10:54 PM




Hey GG! Congrats on the new blog!


What she said.

Will the old one still be available? There's stuff there I still need.

I try never to dine with other people. It just makes things so much easier. -- Anthony Bonner, March 28, 2014

 

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#2917 prasantrin

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 11:31 PM

Overnight temperatures are below 0C and today's high was only 8C (yesterday it was even colder), but my crazy neighbours mowed the lawn. They're nuts!

#2918 Suzanne F

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 01:21 AM

Overnight temperatures are below 0C and today's high was only 8C (yesterday it was even colder), but my crazy neighbours mowed the lawn. They're nuts!


Come on: it's really hard to mow frozen grass.

I try never to dine with other people. It just makes things so much easier. -- Anthony Bonner, March 28, 2014

 

notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table


#2919 GG Mora

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 01:42 AM





Hey GG! Congrats on the new blog!


What she said.

Will the old one still be available? There's stuff there I still need.

Yup, the old one's still up, not going anywhere, all links still intact. I had to strong-arm some woman from Kansas City who'd started using the 'A Cooking Life' name for her own blog. Seems to me, one has a duty to check and make sure you're not using someone else's name. Oh, well. It's all mine, now.

#2920 splinky

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:14 PM

this

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

 


#2921 Lex

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:02 AM

Seen at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden on a warmish day in early April. Some people have a hard time putting away their mental patient hats for the summer.

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#2922 Wilfrid

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:33 PM

"Anyone makes a crack about our hats, we send them to Siberia."

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#2923 splinky

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:12 PM

cory booker stories

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

 


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Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:10 PM

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#2925 porkwah

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 12:03 AM

http://www.gallerynu...lery/pieces/152


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this food left intentionally bland

and i swear that i don't have a pun

 

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