What makes you laugh?
Started by The Scream, Aug 27 2006 09:39 PM
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 04:03 PM
Why not mayo?
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 06:37 PM
Math jokes are so fucking hilarious.
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 07:42 PM
Math jokes are so fucking hilarious.
Well, I thought so. And I never went beyond calculus.
[M]ost of the pastas hover around $25. This ought to be enough to buy bucatini that is cooked on both ends. -- Pete Wells on Caravaggio ( * review)
Tonight, there was a dessert of coconut, rhubarb, and black olive. Obvious in its execution how innovation and experiment, when introduced for their own sake, are annoying. --irnscrabblechf52, May 9, 2013
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 08:45 PM
i wish i were a boy, so i could understand your math joke
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 08:57 PM
maybe
sin b
------- = cos b
tan b
sin b
------- = cos b
tan b
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Posted 22 April 2012 - 10:02 PM
i wish i were a boy, so i could understand your math joke
You said that just to get a rise out of me, didn't you?
[M]ost of the pastas hover around $25. This ought to be enough to buy bucatini that is cooked on both ends. -- Pete Wells on Caravaggio ( * review)
Tonight, there was a dessert of coconut, rhubarb, and black olive. Obvious in its execution how innovation and experiment, when introduced for their own sake, are annoying. --irnscrabblechf52, May 9, 2013
notorious stickler -- NY Times
deeply annoying and nitpicking -- Molly O'Neill, One Big Table
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:45 PM
I don't know where to put this: it was neither annoying nor cheering. My server last night in quite a well-known restaurant was plainly drunk. Oh, he was doing his best, and I had nothing to complain about. But he missed the water glass, backed hilariously into a door, and managed to whack a glass against the table while trying to clear it.
His colleagues were trying to cover for him, but the manager should have sent him home.
His colleagues were trying to cover for him, but the manager should have sent him home.
Why live your life when you could curate it?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:03 PM
It would have been much funnier if she was texting and the hole was clearly visible.Not as funny as it sounds
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:48 PM
It would have been much funnier if she was texting and the hole was clearly visible.
Not as funny as it sounds
Seems to be a worldwide problem. Too bad no video of this....Woman falls off pier into Lake Michigan while texting
"The work of science is to substitute facts for appearances and demonstrations for impressions." -John Ruskin
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:05 PM
Evolution in action.
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:19 PM
Hopefully the governments in the US will take a lesson from the Chinese and put more surveillance cameras up. We're missing a lot of funny shit.Too bad no video of this....Woman falls off pier into Lake Michigan while texting
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:11 PM
From Yahoo News -
Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her
A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.
52-year-old Steven Egan was hunting with his girlfriend Lisa Simmons in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.
"He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it," Maj. Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told ABC News. "He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."
The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot at a hog that continued to evade him. He reportedly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.
When Egan heard rustling in the woods, he fired in her direction without first making visual confirmation with his intended target. Instead, Simmons was struck in the legs by a .30-caliber bullet from Egan's gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed as being in serious condition.
Authorities say they aren't planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.
"He was very sympathetic that he'd shot his girlfriend," Maj. Clair said. "It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."
Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her
A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.
52-year-old Steven Egan was hunting with his girlfriend Lisa Simmons in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.
"He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it," Maj. Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told ABC News. "He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."
The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot at a hog that continued to evade him. He reportedly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.
When Egan heard rustling in the woods, he fired in her direction without first making visual confirmation with his intended target. Instead, Simmons was struck in the legs by a .30-caliber bullet from Egan's gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed as being in serious condition.
Authorities say they aren't planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.
"He was very sympathetic that he'd shot his girlfriend," Maj. Clair said. "It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
"None of you get it." - Wilfrid (on the Beatles)
"I don't have time to point out all the ways in which you're wrong" - irnscrabblechf52
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:17 PM
there are nicer ways to let your girlfriend know that you think she could stand to lose a few poundsFrom Yahoo News -
Florida man mistakes girlfriend for hog, shoots her
A Florida couple was on a weekend camping trip that ended in an airlift to the emergency room.
52-year-old Steven Egan was hunting with his girlfriend Lisa Simmons in the northern part of the state when he mistook her for a hog and shot her.
"He saw a hog and thought he shot it and went to look for it," Maj. Steve Clair of the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told ABC News. "He heard her and thought it was a hog and just shot."
The mistake was not actually related to her appearance. Rather, Egan had earlier shot at a hog that continued to evade him. He reportedly instructed Simmons to stay at their campsite while he pursued the evasive animal, according to the Flagler County Sheriff's Office However, Simmons ventured away from the campsite, apparently searching for oranges that had fallen from nearby trees.
When Egan heard rustling in the woods, he fired in her direction without first making visual confirmation with his intended target. Instead, Simmons was struck in the legs by a .30-caliber bullet from Egan's gun. She was airlifted to the nearby Halifax Health Medical Center where she is listed as being in serious condition.
Authorities say they aren't planning to charge Egan for the accidental shooting.
"He was very sympathetic that he'd shot his girlfriend," Maj. Clair said. "It was an accident. I think it was just a violation of one of the cardinal rules of hunting which is you never shoot what you don't see."
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:42 AM
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