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#31 Lex

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 01:43 PM

Re: Wrinkle Evident

(the email first contained a spam stock tip and then this lyrical gem)

But when it comes to us, to our nature, we have no idea. And the majesty that is inside of you is unchanging.
It is the most priceless thing there is. How do you begin to celebrate that kind of beauty? And I started thinking, if somebody were to shape a mango tree so that it looked like a palm tree, would it change its nature?
And the majesty that is inside of you is unchanging.
Unrest begins with you, and peace begins with you, with every single human being on the face of this earth.
When you are confused, absolute clarity is not that far away. The coordinator of the Disaster Management Department, Dr.
Unrest begins with you, and peace begins with you, with every single human being on the face of this earth.
All you have to do is usher in the light.
They come like a fly, and all you have to do is let it go. Would it start giving dates? If you want to quench the thirst of another, the least you need is water. Understand that if you do not feel peace, you may not be able to give it to anyone. Fall in love with living.
And if that first step is missing, the next and the next and the next will also be missing. And, indeed, it is not selfish. You have searched outside, but have you searched inside? When you are confused, absolute clarity is not that far away.
People spend thousands of dollars trying to alter their behavior, and yet it is so easy. If we understood what we have been given, we would understand that our troubles are trivial.
But peace has been ignored. That has been an incredible challenge.
When you are, the journey of life begins, not ends.


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#32 mongo_jones

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:52 PM

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if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
~yoruba proverb


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maybe it wasn't the best wording.
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#33 Miguel Gierbolini

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 08:42 PM

Mongo, you are a piece of work. You actually read the entire diatribe and thought about it? Very, very impressive.
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#34 SethG

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 01:57 PM

This came from Marquis Cantrell, at MarquisPaustralis@danshistory.com:

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#35 Wilfrid1

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 02:43 PM

I don't know why John Ashbery bothers.
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#36 Wilfrid1

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:06 PM

""take care, lizzy; that speech savours strongly of disappointment." discourse proved her to be more truly well-bred than either of the others; and between her and mrs."in my opinion, the younger son of an earl can know very little of either. now seriously, what "i am not likely to leave kent for some time. promise me, therefore, to come to hunsford."all her neighbours in meryton."
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#37 omnivorette

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:08 PM

Wait a sec - you don't like any of Josh Ashbery's poetry?
"It seems a positively Quixotic quest to defend food from being used as any kind of social signifier, as if it could avoid the fate of each other component of our everyday lives." -Wilfrid

#38 Daisy

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:17 PM

""take care, lizzy; that speech savours strongly of disappointment." discourse proved her to be more truly well-bred than either of the others; and between her and mrs."in my opinion, the younger son of an earl can know very little of either. now seriously, what "i am not likely to leave kent for some time. promise me, therefore, to come to hunsford."all her neighbours in meryton."

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#39 Wilfrid1

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:34 PM

Wait a sec - you don't like any of Josh Ashbery's poetry?


Who is Josh Ashbery? I am the city's leading expert and enthusiast on John Ashbery. Many of these e-mails sound like Ashbery's discarded drafts.
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#40 omnivorette

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:44 PM

Oh sorry typo, I meant John. And I guess I didn't understand. Okay okay problem solved.

Have you provided an Ashbery entry on Wikipedia?
"It seems a positively Quixotic quest to defend food from being used as any kind of social signifier, as if it could avoid the fate of each other component of our everyday lives." -Wilfrid

#41 Wilfrid1

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 03:47 PM

Ah, good point. I must check that out. The whole fun with Wikipedia, as I said elsewhere, is clicking on discussion to see what bollocks the contributors are sharing amongst themselves. :P
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#42 mongo_jones

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 12:47 AM

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purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
~shaqeel badayuni


if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
~yoruba proverb


facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
~homer simpson


maybe it wasn't the best wording.
~nathan


#43 GrantK

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 12:56 AM

If it's accepted, can you count that as a publication in your tenure book?
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People like her are always scared. It’s a lonely world when you’re just so damned right and everyone else is so stupid. That’s why God made cats.
He tended to date high-strung women — another symptom of his shyness. "Say what you want about them, psychotics tend to make the first move."
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#44 mongo_jones

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Posted 02 November 2006 - 01:17 AM

If it's accepted, can you count that as a publication in your tenure book?


have you not seen their fascist requirements? not even "critical inquiry" requires "coherent, well-thought out" and "fact or evidence supporting your argument". usually, two out of three is fine; in a pinch, just one. if you're in a philosophy department, of course, anything goes.

purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
~shaqeel badayuni


if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
~yoruba proverb


facts are meaningless. you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
~homer simpson


maybe it wasn't the best wording.
~nathan


#45 Wilfrid1

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:33 PM

I knew this would be a good one from the title. We have moved on from John Ashbery to Jeremy Prynne:

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