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Look Lovely, Be Lovely! Celebs at their best.

#166 foodie52

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:49 PM

That chest bit (above the right boob) definitely looks weird.

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#167 rancho_gordo

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:22 PM

Badu ladu ding dong.

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#168 Rebecca

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Jan 16 2008, 10:22 AM)

Badu ladu ding dong.

What is this? I don't understand. Drag queen, right? In between performances, that is.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:42 PM

Too bad she isn't particularly talented in the singing department, either.

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#170 flyfish

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:45 PM

QUOTE

"When I take her picture,
Just to get her in
I turn the camera sideways
Use a wide angle lens
My baby's got Big Hair"

by the incomparable Fred Eaglesmith.

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My mom

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#171 rancho_gordo

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:54 AM

Front row center, please!
It's Clay Aiken all dolled up for his new role in Spamalot!

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#172 flyfish

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:36 AM

Has he figured out that Monty Python performed in "drag a lot"?

#173 Wilfrid1

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 03:28 PM

Is that excalibur in his pocket, or is he just pleased to meet us?

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:33 PM

QUOTE(Wilfrid @ Jan 17 2008, 10:28 AM)

Is that excalibur in his pocket, or is he just pleased to meet us?

it's just his lucky sock puppet

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 06:21 PM

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/20...y_011708_02.php

Happy Birthday, Kate Moss....er, circa 1977.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE(Liza @ Jan 17 2008, 10:21 AM)

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/20...y_011708_02.php

Happy Birthday, Kate Moss....er, circa 1977.

Wow, She's a rough-looking 34.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 02:55 AM

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Jan 17 2008, 11:33 AM)

QUOTE(Liza @ Jan 17 2008, 10:21 AM)

http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/20...y_011708_02.php

Happy Birthday, Kate Moss....er, circa 1977.

Wow, She's a rough-looking 34.

Did Mongo take that photo? She appears to have only one leg. Love the glittery eye.

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#178 Liza

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:39 AM

Must be some kind of new-fangled gold-painted cocaine.

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Jan 17 2008, 12:54 AM)

Front row center, please!
It's Clay Aiken all dolled up for his new role in Spamalot!

How much longer does Claiken have to wait before he gets his spot on Hollywood Squares?

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Posted 18 January 2008 - 02:50 PM

Has he always resembled Danny Partridge to such a degree? (I ask because I am often compared to him myself, much to my chagrin.)

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