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I am not going to try to beat that.
I looked up Lemmy too, but it's not even close.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 10:00 PM
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 03:04 PM
I know. I cannot figure out why.
That early Smith photo is quite flattering, I think: he was never beautiful.
That early Smith photo is quite flattering, I think: he was never beautiful.
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 04:34 PM
Superstar Britney Spears.
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"How do you say 'Yum-o' in Swedish? Or is it Swiss? What do they speak in Switzerland?"- Rachel Ray
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 04:45 PM
And to think that all these years I've worried about going out to get the mail without make-up and in unfashionable jeans and t-shirt. 
Deb
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 05:20 PM
Is this supposed to look good? She's a pretty girl, why must she put her makeup on with a trowel?
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 06:09 PM
To distract the eye from her surgically enhanced bazongas?
You're only as good as your grease.
When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
-- Francis Mallman
When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
-- Francis Mallman
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 06:14 PM
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 11:34 AM) 
Superstar Britney Spears.
wow. she has the hands of an 80 year old dockworker.
"The fact is I don't know what'll become of us.
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
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Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 06:26 PM
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
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"Breeder." --Sneakeater, 5/18/09
"An alpenhorn blast of post-Gutenbergian revalorization." --Nicholson Baker, 8/3/09
"Wise in the ways of cake." --mongo jones, 5/2/09
"looks like a batman movie villain." --splinky, 5/16/09
"Breeder." --Sneakeater, 5/18/09
"An alpenhorn blast of post-Gutenbergian revalorization." --Nicholson Baker, 8/3/09
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Posted 12 February 2008 - 06:58 PM
QUOTE(SethG @ Feb 12 2008, 01:26 PM)
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
more like the Wesley Snipes part in "to wong foo thanks for everything ..."
"The fact is I don't know what'll become of us.
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:35 AM
QUOTE(SethG @ Feb 12 2008, 10:26 AM)
Rancho, it was just the other day you said you were cured of this obsession. Relapses are inevitable, but I beg you to try to be strong. You can do it. Stop looking for celebrity photos! Yes we can.
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
Aw, what the hell. Britney looks like she's auditioning for a bit part in Klute, doesn't she?
I'm cured of mean old Perez. I'm still fascinated by our fascination with this talentless piece of used jet trash.
But help for Brit may come in the form of a letter to her parents, from PETA!
from tmz, emphasis mine
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According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Visit lovely Rancho Gordo: ¡Cuanto le Gusta!
"How do you say 'Yum-o' in Swedish? Or is it Swiss? What do they speak in Switzerland?"- Rachel Ray
"How do you say 'Yum-o' in Swedish? Or is it Swiss? What do they speak in Switzerland?"- Rachel Ray
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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:40 AM
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 07:35 PM)
from tmz, emphasis mine
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According to a letter just sent to Britney's parents by PETA, studies show that people with hidden dairy sensitivities (a very common condition) can worsen cases of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. PETA also cites evidence linking parasites found in undercooked meats to the development of schizophrenia. Crazy from burgers?
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions, with the exclusion of uncontrollable farting. You are what you eat ... don't be a mad cow.
And the girl does love her some Taco Bell.
Some very strategic bolding, RG.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 12:26 AM
QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Feb 12 2008, 07:35 PM)
from tmz, emphasis mine
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Luckily for Britney, says PETA, instead of meat, the consumption of beans can help improve such conditions ...
Rancho, that girl's future sanity lies within your reach.
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 02:52 PM
Headline: G-lard-iator:Russell Crowe reveals his expanding paunch (Daily Mail)
Day-um!!!!
Day-um!!!!
