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Look Lovely, Be Lovely! Celebs at their best.

#301 Rebecca

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Posted 12 June 2008 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Jun 12 2008, 12:25 PM)

QUOTE(splinky @ Jun 12 2008, 11:50 AM)

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Jun 12 2008, 02:45 PM)

Oh dear...

From Cricket to this!

i blame eddie fisher

I blame Parrish with Troy Donahue.
You know, she doesn't look half bad, if only she would wear age-appropriate makeup and hair. It's like she's fighting with her past. If she'd just be an old broad, she'd look like a million bucks. Or $29.95.

I've been thinking about an eyelid lift. How do you get her Rami/Madame Gres draped fabric look? That's pretty cool.

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#302 rancho_gordo

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:46 PM

Just sayin' ........

Visit lovely Rancho Gordo: ¡Cuanto le Gusta!
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#303 splinky

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Posted 24 September 2008 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE(rancho_gordo @ Sep 24 2008, 07:46 PM)

Just sayin' ........

ARETHA FRANKLIN'S BREASTS APPLY FOR STATEHOOD

aircraft cable straps?

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Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
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#304 splinky

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Posted 25 September 2008 - 12:19 AM

remember when?

#305 H. du Bois

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 01:03 AM

Catherine Zeta Jones applies her own makeup:

#306 rancho_gordo

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Posted 22 December 2008 - 11:24 PM

Hubba hubba! I wants me some of that!

Visit lovely Rancho Gordo: ¡Cuanto le Gusta!
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#307 splinky

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 09:29 PM

WTF?

miss amy winehouse!

#308 flyfish

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Posted 21 January 2009 - 10:20 PM

QUOTE(splinky @ Jan 21 2009, 04:29 PM)

WTF?

miss amy winehouse!

It's the Gorgon Medusa!

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#309 bloviatrix

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 01:14 AM

QUOTE(flyfish @ Jan 21 2009, 05:20 PM)

QUOTE(splinky @ Jan 21 2009, 04:29 PM)

WTF?

miss amy winehouse!

It's the Gorgon Medusa!

I was thinking Bob Geldof grew breasts.

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#310 Liza

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 01:17 AM

Ms. Winehouse,
I've seen Bob Geldof. I've worked with Bob Gedldof. Bob Geldof is a friend of mine. And you, Ms. Winehouse, are no Bob Geldof.

"God just made me to not like oatmeal"

#311 SethG

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 03:14 AM

The hospital wrist band is a nice touch.

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#312 memesuze

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 01:07 PM

she's starting her own line of jail and rehab wear

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#313 Lex

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Posted 22 January 2009 - 02:27 PM

QUOTE(SethG @ Jan 21 2009, 10:14 PM)

The hospital wrist band is a nice touch.

She should start dressing in body bags. It will save time soon.

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