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Look Lovely, Be Lovely! Celebs at their best.

#361 splinky

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 09:04 PM

jaymes,

um, i guess you didn't know, but lex can't actually read. he's sensitive about it so let's keep it just between us

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#362 Jaymes

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 09:06 PM

QUOTE(splinky @ Jan 14 2010, 03:04 PM)

jaymes,

um, i guess you didn't know, but lex can't actually read. he's sensitive about it so let's keep it just between us

That is the only possible explanation.

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Posted 14 January 2010 - 11:27 PM

But she's awesome, right? (I still have absolutely no idea who she is.)

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 02:54 AM

The sad thing is, my heart goes straight to those poor kids. Can't their parents do anything without acting like douchebags? If she would just shut up and let the husband self destruct, she'd come off as a saint. Instead, she has a 6500 buck weave done.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 12:47 PM

I'm surprised she hasn't botoxed her scowl yet.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 02:02 PM

QUOTE(H. du Bois @ Jan 15 2010, 07:47 AM)

we only care about fabulous people when they fall from grace . . . Tiger Woods, John Edwards, etc.

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#367 Lex

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 02:42 PM

For the most part I don't follow the gossip columns unless something happens to a real person like Tiger Woods.

There is a whole other group of pseudo-celebrities created by the media, many of them from "reality" TV, who I have zero interest in following. Actually, it's stronger than that. I actively avoid reading about them and I'm pretty successful in keeping my mind free of such junk so I can focus on the latest food fads and baseball.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE(H. du Bois @ Jan 15 2010, 07:47 AM)

I'm surprised she hasn't botoxed her scowl yet.

I'm surprised, too, because she has had a fair amount of cosmetic work done. The tummy tuck I can understand, but then she got those boobs that go on for days. And now she's paid $6,500 for something that looks like a collie climbed up on her head. She could've gotten a real collie for $1,200.

I feel sorry for the kids, too. Awfully cute. But the way the parents are acting now isn't much of a surprise. The decision to pursue a second set of multiples seems pretty ego-driven to me. You would hope for the sake of the kids they would just shut up. But you would be wrong.

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Posted 15 January 2010 - 04:00 PM

QUOTE(Deb Van D @ Jan 15 2010, 10:53 AM)

QUOTE(H. du Bois @ Jan 15 2010, 07:47 AM)

I'm surprised she hasn't botoxed her scowl yet.

i'm sure she kept her scowl for the sake of the children, how else will they know when she's miffed at them. it's not like they can tune in on monday nights anymore and find out on the show

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 01:03 AM

Who the hell is Heidi Montag? I'll admit to living in a pop culture bubble, but why are the tabs obsessed with the plastic surgery she's had? And while we're at it, who is Kendra?

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 01:31 AM

QUOTE(bloviatrix @ Jan 16 2010, 05:03 PM)

And while we're at it, who is Kendra?

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 05:32 PM

What on earth? Fey would've looked better dressed as Sarah Palin.

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#373 splinky

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 06:22 PM

QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Jan 19 2010, 12:32 PM)

now those are some golden globes

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE(bloviatrix @ Jan 16 2010, 08:03 PM)

Who the hell is Heidi Montag? I'll admit to living in a pop culture bubble, but why are the tabs obsessed with the plastic surgery she's had? And while we're at it, who is Kendra?

I don't know who they are either.

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Posted 19 January 2010 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE(splinky @ Jan 19 2010, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE(yvonne johnson @ Jan 19 2010, 12:32 PM)

now those are some golden globes

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