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Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:33 PM
spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule
"The fact is I don't know what'll become of us.
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
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Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:08 AM
QUOTE(splinky @ Jun 26 2009, 06:33 PM) 
spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule
Special occasions?
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***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 27 June 2009 - 12:11 AM
QUOTE(Wilfrid @ Jun 26 2009, 08:08 PM)
QUOTE(splinky @ Jun 26 2009, 06:33 PM)
spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule
Special occasions?
that would be telling
"The fact is I don't know what'll become of us.
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Here it is the middle of August and the coldest day of the year. It's simply freezing; the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks; can anybody explain that? No.
But I'm not surprised. The whole world's at sixes and sevens, and why the house hasn't fallen down about our ears long ago is a miracle to me."
~Thornton Wilder
"Now ladies don't be mad at me, I'm only callin' ya bitches 'cause I don't know your names, individually." ~ Katt Williams
proud descendant of cheese-eating surrender monkeys
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Posted 29 June 2009 - 03:11 PM
Been staring all morning at a reminder I scribbled for myself just before bed last night. Couldn't figure it out. One word, looks like "laundry."
I just got it. It's a reminder about the laundry.
I just got it. It's a reminder about the laundry.
Elect-a-lujah
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
***Every Monday***At the Sign of the Pink Pig.
If the author could go around the place hitting random readers with a rubber hammer, the Pink Pig would still be worth a visit.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:03 PM
I am linking this only as a set-up for Lex. I think he may have some opinion or other about it.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:18 PM
QUOTE(Sneakeater @ Jul 8 2009, 11:03 AM)
I am linking this only as a set-up for Lex. I think he may have some opinion or other about it.
Oh yes! Although Mr. Bonner is already on the case.
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Now there is a new kind of star on the food scene: young butchers. With their swinging scabbards, muscled forearms and constant proximity to flesh, butchers have the raw, emotional appeal of an indie band. They turn death into life, in the form of a really good skirt steak.
And it doesn’t hurt that some people find them exceptionally hot.
And it doesn’t hurt that some people find them exceptionally hot.
To me it looks like he's already found his dream date.
And then we have this hunk 'o burnin' love:
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The broody, moody Mr. Mylan, 32, has become such a cult figure that his classes sell out quickly and he sometimes dodges fans, who approach him at parties, and calls from the news media.
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:30 PM
What is that guy in the top picture doing with that carcass?
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:33 PM
Ummmm, my brother Jay working on an elk..... His girlfriend thinks he's hot.
Thursday: This morning, I say to my wife and my girls, the waffles we face are real. They will not go away. Cornmeal waffles, buckwheat waffles, pumpkin waffles, chicken'n'waffles. The waffles we face are serious and manifold.
I have been remembering this man with some real vigor over the past couple of days. He was a miserable stinker, although now that he has gone on to his reward I can't say what I really thought of him. But if I'm any judge of these things, I'll bet he's hotter than Squeat Mungry. DebVanD
"Generosity, that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra and they hire these men to make trouble."
"They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward."
I have been remembering this man with some real vigor over the past couple of days. He was a miserable stinker, although now that he has gone on to his reward I can't say what I really thought of him. But if I'm any judge of these things, I'll bet he's hotter than Squeat Mungry. DebVanD
"Generosity, that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra and they hire these men to make trouble."
"They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward."
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 03:38 PM
QUOTE(Sneakeater @ Jul 8 2009, 11:30 AM)
What is that guy in the top picture doing with that carcass?
He's listening to the cow's sweet voice.
"Hold me! Touch me!"
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:07 PM
Is he Alexander Portnoy's grandson?
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:43 PM
you guys missed the most idiotic picture in the whole spread
nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.
nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:50 PM
QUOTE(Anthony Bonner @ Jul 8 2009, 12:43 PM)
you guys missed the most idiotic picture in the whole spread
nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.
nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.
Hey, I gave you credit.
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
Sneakeater - "Sure, you have to walk a few blocks. But we are New Yorkers. We aren't those pathetic people who live in the middle of the country whose legs have become vestigial."
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:51 PM
If I'm watching somebody break down a carcass, I'd BETTER have a beer.
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Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:57 PM
Does anyone want to know what "butcher's groin" is?
Even if you don't, I'll tell you. It's an occupational injury (like housemaid's knee or gamekeeper's thumb). Butcher's rip apart a carcass by pulling a knife through the flesh towards themselves. Good from a mechanical point of view but if the knife slips they're likely to stab themselves in the groin.
Even if you don't, I'll tell you. It's an occupational injury (like housemaid's knee or gamekeeper's thumb). Butcher's rip apart a carcass by pulling a knife through the flesh towards themselves. Good from a mechanical point of view but if the knife slips they're likely to stab themselves in the groin.
I earned $400,000 a year at Lehman Brothers.
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