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[Wilfrid]

Just in time for you Fourth of July picnic baskets, burger ideas which will show you're no ordinary home cook, but a modern gastronaut. The Dumb Burger brings you burgers from the outer limits: The Oreo Slider and The Twinkie Toploader.

At the Sign of the Pink Pig

[Lex]

You're going to have to work really hard to top Sandra Lee's Hamburger Dogs, aka turd-on-a-bun.

[taion]

Did you actually eat those?

[Orik]

I don't know if he's finally lost it or if he plans on opening a NBC restaurant.

[Stone]

Courtesy of the Southern Culture on the Skids website. (Sadly, they're not scheduled to play NY any time soon.)

The Turtle Burger



(Recipe link added for those who don't recognize America's greatest culinary creation.)

[Wilfrid]

Eeew.

What are the feet made from?

[bigbear]

Are you kidding me? This shoulda been posted under "art you really like."

[Suzanne F]

How great is that?

I really miss Southern Culture on the Skids; heard them at a long-lost venue in the West Teens or Twenties, what was it called?

ETA: Tramps (the place, not the group)

[nuxvomica]

Are you kidding me? This shoulda been posted under "art you really like."

[Evelyn]

I thought it had something to do with Paula Deen when I saw "Southern Culture on the Skids" .

[Daniel]

If you ever wanted to start a dumb meatball thread, you can use this in your kitchen..

[Wilfrid]

At last! The how-to-cook-meatballs dilemma is resolved!

[Daniel]

Do you put eggs in your meatballs?

[StephanieL]

Eeew.

What are the feet made from?

Looks like hot dogs.

[Suzanne F]

Yup.

Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail.

Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?

From the grill of
Lori's friend!

Might I say that these are awesome?