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Started by splinky, Aug 29 2011 01:52 PM

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#1 splinky

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 01:52 PM

gloria allred is america's newest beacon of tv justice

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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

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#2 hollywood

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 01:56 PM

Interesting that she is looking for nonunion talent.

I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more.
Monty Burns

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#3 splinky

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 01:58 PM

Interesting that she is looking for nonunion talent.

scandalous, right? will you burn your aftra card to try out?

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

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#4 hollywood

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Posted 29 August 2011 - 03:36 PM

Interesting that she is looking for nonunion talent.
scandalous, right? will you burn your aftra card to try out?

haha.

I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more.
Monty Burns

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#5 g.johnson

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:18 PM

Poly Toynbee* lending her support to George Osborne.

*Crusading left wing journalist.
** Dick nosed former member of the Bullingdon*** club and rich twat.
*** Posted Image

The Obnoxious Glyn Johnson

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#6 Sneakeater

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:29 PM

You can just picture them all sitting around throwing cards into a top hat.

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#7 Daisy

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:37 PM

Is that Boris Johnson in the front row on the right?

Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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#8 splinky

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Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:45 PM

Is that Boris Johnson in the front row on the right?

something's gone horribly wrong with his hair in the ensuing years

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

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#9 g.johnson

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 01:28 PM

Is that Boris Johnson in the front row on the right?

Yes. And David Cameron is standing second from the left.

The Obnoxious Glyn Johnson

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#10 Daisy

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Posted 17 April 2012 - 03:25 PM

Is that Boris Johnson in the front row on the right?
Yes. And David Cameron is standing second from the left.

So, a perfect storm of rich twats.

Sardines aren't for sissies.---Frank Bruni
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The mistake one makes is to react to what people post rather than to what they mean.---Dr. Johnson
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#11 splinky

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:02 PM

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

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#12 SLBunge

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:11 PM

She's covering Wichita Lineman?

Suffocating under a pile of cheese curds.

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#13 Daniel

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:39 PM

Wow,, Musical family.. Have you heard their son Chester Hanks Rap. Hardcore, yo.

Ason, I keep planets in orbit.

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#14 Anthony Bonner

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:50 PM

Supposedly Bono showed up at the Berkshire Hathaway Annual Meeting

Why not mayo?

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#15 splinky

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 03:33 AM

tlc has just given this 6 year old her own reality show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9nbhzKaqvA

“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey

*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*

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