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#1 splinky

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 12:52 AM

tea tragedy

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#2 Rail Paul

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 01:13 AM

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A comment from an unhappy customer:

'I cannot describe how awful this new tea tastes. The old award-winning tea was in a completely different league to this foul-tasting dishwater


but the company says the tea is new and refreshed...



Twinings’ new The Earl Grey contains extra bergamot and citrus.

According to the company’s website the product has been ‘refreshed’ with an ‘additional hint of bergamot’.

Alex Probyn, a master tea blender who runs the firm Blends for Friends, said: ‘You are talking about changing a product that people have been drinking for decades. A reaction is inevitable.’

A spokesman for Twinings insisted it had carried out extensive market research before implementing the changes.

He said: ‘As with all changes to blends, our new Earl Grey has undergone rigorous consumer tasting, receiving strong preference feedback over the previous blend.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1WwSUIBmJ


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#3 mongo_jones

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 01:18 AM

everyone knows earl grey is demonjuice. what flavour of demonjuice is irrelevant.

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#4 Lippy

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 01:40 AM

New Coke

#5 prasantrin

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 01:49 AM

I don't really like Earl Grey now, but Twinings Earl Grey was the tea of my childhood, and the tea I drank whenever I felt lonely while living abroad. I'm afraid to try the New Earl Grey for fear it will taint my memories.

#6 fentona

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 01:51 AM

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