Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:16 AM
tens of thousands of hsn and qvc viewers become multimillionaires, as the value of his paintings skyrocket.
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:44 AM
Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:56 AM
Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:11 PM
Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us!
Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:42 PM
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
"Why can't a horse fuck another horse and then race a few days later? Sort of like a boxer." - Joethefoodie
"once the penis came out, there was discussions as to why we didn't order the testicles" - Daniel describing a meal in China
Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:51 PM
Please come visit my rock concert blog: Tantalized.