starbucks riles the vegan/vegetarian population
#1
Posted 19 April 2012 - 09:44 PM
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
#2
Posted 19 April 2012 - 10:04 PM
Monty Burns
#3
Posted 19 April 2012 - 10:07 PM
hotdogs...First they take the bugs out of Campari. Now, Starbucks. What's next?
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
#4
Posted 19 April 2012 - 11:24 PM
is nothing sacred?hotdogs...
First they take the bugs out of Campari. Now, Starbucks. What's next?
Monty Burns












