Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:49 PM
Has Lena Dunham read our Franny's thread?
Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:07 PM
Posted 19 November 2014 - 07:13 PM
This is too great.
i like that they were so cool they thought coca cola was juice
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
Posted 19 November 2014 - 07:19 PM
Born to self promote.
“I have a dream of a multiplicity of pastramis.”
"Why can't a horse fuck another horse and then race a few days later? Sort of like a boxer." - Joethefoodie
"once the penis came out, there was discussions as to why we didn't order the testicles" - Daniel describing a meal in China