This weekend, in celebration of living close to a number of interesting South Londoners, having a new dinner service and inheriting a table large enough to seat more than six, I concocted a dinner party for eight. This was a brave thing to do given that my work party was the night before, so as well as losing out on prep time there was a better-than-average chance I'd be hungover on the day everyone arrived. With this in mind, I planned my menu around ROASTED MEAT, which is the simplest, lowest effort thing I can think to cook. My menu looked something like this:
Nibbles
Pistachios
Huge green Queen olives
Cured black olives with chile
Starter
Crostini 1: chickpeas, black tapanade and rosemary
Crostini 2: pesto and roasted peppers
I prefer to serve plated starters, but my starter-sized accent plates weren't in stock when our service was delivered, and therefore I have nothing to serve a plated starter ON until this Wednesday. Hence crostini, which had the virtue of being easy as well as casual. One problem: the chickpeas tasted good, but were difficult to control. I will probably be finding escaped chickpeas in all corners of my living room for days to come.
Main
Mock Porchetta a la Zuni Cafe (ish)
Fennel braised in lots of Porchetta juices
Slightly over-enthusiastically roasted parsnips
Roasted shallots
Steamed ruby chard with butter & nutmeg
I followed the recommendations given by the Zuni recipe, and although I enjoyed the flavours (lemon, caper, fennel, sage, etc) in retrospect the rolled pork shoulder was just NOT quite a voluptuous as I'd been expecting. In the future I'll try it with pork belly. (To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Mmmm, pork belly...is there anything it can't do?") The crackling turned out well, but I thought the meat could have been more succulent. Many thanks to Vanessa, who rescued me from a mid-afternoon panic by telling me that string for tying meat is found at WH Smith in the UK rather than at a supermarket. (Ahem.)
BTW, is there anything I can do with ruby chard stalks? I have loads of them, and they look fabulous. It seems a shame to just get rid of them.
Dessert
Super-lazy warm chocolate pudding-cake a la Nigella
Tamarind ice-cream
In celebration of my new ice cream maker, I decided to make a flavour that I knew I couldn't buy. It worked well, although I think I've still yet to find the perfect insanely easy yet decadent chocolate cake recipe.
All of this was helped along by copious amounts of red wine and a bit of coffee at the end.
So that was my low-effort dinner party for eight.
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