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Katie Holmes files for divorce from Tom Cruise
Started by Really Nice!, Jun 29 2012 08:42 PM
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 12:13 AM
is it wrong to hope that she signs on to hollywood exes?
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 02:38 AM
perfect. but can she get down?is it wrong to hope that she signs on to hollywood exes?
I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 05:06 AM
This will keep us going as a nation right up until the holidays. Then we get to gather around the television and tally up that days holiday shopping casualties.
Seriously speaking, it's either going to be a case where she gets a lot of shut up money or it's going to be pretty spectacular.
Seriously speaking, it's either going to be a case where she gets a lot of shut up money or it's going to be pretty spectacular.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 08:08 AM
It's all a clever trick to make us forget about war, poverty and the upcoming election. Later, Tom and his other alien pals will become our overlords.
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 01:49 PM
Is there any doubt that Tom Cruise and John Travolta will end up together?
"The work of science is to substitute facts for appearances and demonstrations for impressions." -John Ruskin
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 02:10 PM
the will smiths reportedly are also on the path to divorce. that would be a lovely match, as well. think of the box office...Is there any doubt that Tom Cruise and John Travolta will end up together?
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 03:34 PM
Not that there is anything wrong with that....
"The work of science is to substitute facts for appearances and demonstrations for impressions." -John Ruskin
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 04:08 PM
It doesn't even make sense for stars to be closeted anymore. I'll bet Travolta's career would get a boost if he came out.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 05:20 PM
Except for the fact that if he came out, he is basically given credibility to all of the men accusing him of inappropriate behavior.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 05:23 PM
Ason, I keep planets in orbit.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 05:52 PM
Is the problem that Cruise is gay, or that he tried to sell Suri to the Scientology child army?*
*actually, just read the NY TImes article. I was just thinking of the New Yorker article from a year ago when I typed that...
*actually, just read the NY TImes article. I was just thinking of the New Yorker article from a year ago when I typed that...
Summarizing, then, we assume that relational information is not subject to a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test.
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 08:52 PM
i'm guessing it's the scientology army thing. probably none of his wives cared that he's gayIs the problem that Cruise is gay, or that he tried to sell Suri to the Scientology child army?*
*actually, just read the NY TImes article. I was just thinking of the New Yorker article from a year ago when I typed that...
“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
~Jack Handey
*proud descendant of cheese eating surrender monkeys*
