Oysters
#1
Posted 29 November 2004 - 07:07 PM
(Carl Winter / From Paul Simon, Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover)
The problem is all inside the shell, says CDC
This Vibrio vulnificus can cause mortality
I'd like to help you eat your seafood safely
There must be fifty ways to eat your oysters
Now if you're healthy you can still enjoy them raw
Just serve 'em on the half shell, you're not breaking any law
But if the raw ones make you nervous here's some advice you can recall
There must be fifty ways to eat your oysters
Fifty ways to eat your oysters
Just heat 'em on the grill, Phil
Fry 'em in a pan, Stan
No need to avoid, Floyd
Just listen to me
Steam 'em in a pot, Scott
You don't need to prepare much
Just broil 'em for three, Lee
And eat them safely.
Heat 'em on the grill, Phil
Fry 'em in a pan, Stan
No need to avoid, Floyd
Just listen to me
Steam 'em in a pot, Scott
You don't need to prepare much
Just broil 'em for three, Lee
And eat them safely.
Knowing if you're at risk is certainly the key
Avoid raw oysters if you've got immune deficiency
Or liver problems, diabetes, some other chronic malady
There still are fifty ways to eat your oysters
Another option is to buy them pressurized
Or find some oysters that have been flash pasteurized
Many treatments can be used to cause bacterial demise
Some of the fifty ways to eat your oysters
Fifty ways to eat your oysters
Just heat 'em on the grill, Phil
Fry 'em in a pan, Stan
No need to avoid, Floyd
Just listen to me
Steam 'em in a pot, Scott
You don't need to prepare much
Just broil 'em for three, Lee
And eat them safely.
Heat 'em on the grill, Phil
Fry 'em in a pan, Stan
No need to avoid, Floyd
Just listen to me
Steam 'em in a pot, Scott
You don't need to prepare much
Just broil 'em for three, Lee
And eat them safely.
Monty Burns
#2
Posted 05 December 2004 - 12:35 AM
#3
Posted 05 December 2004 - 04:59 AM
Monty Burns
#4
Posted 05 December 2004 - 08:52 AM
#5
Posted 05 December 2004 - 08:32 PM
Monty Burns
#6
Posted 29 January 2005 - 07:52 PM
Ersters
Contrast this to Rutt's Hut, an old school Jersey hot dog legend. You can't even get across the parking lot without encountering pigeons who are so bold that they try to take bites of hot dogs from people who are walking to their cars. These pigeons are so brazen that they routinely shake down rats for lunch money.
hotdoglover, describing the well known Clifton NJ dog house
#7
Posted 29 January 2005 - 08:06 PM
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CERES GALLERY
#8
Posted 12 June 2005 - 02:55 PM
This Article
Overfishing and pollution, as well as the red tides, have dramatically reduced the natural harvests. The failure rates for farmers are in the 85% to 90% range
Contrast this to Rutt's Hut, an old school Jersey hot dog legend. You can't even get across the parking lot without encountering pigeons who are so bold that they try to take bites of hot dogs from people who are walking to their cars. These pigeons are so brazen that they routinely shake down rats for lunch money.
hotdoglover, describing the well known Clifton NJ dog house
#9
Posted 12 June 2005 - 06:19 PM
Quality control Taster, Château D'Eau Winery
"Free time is the engine of ingenuity, creativity and innovation"
Moscow is building a monument to processed cheese.
#10
Posted 12 June 2005 - 06:37 PM
Contrast this to Rutt's Hut, an old school Jersey hot dog legend. You can't even get across the parking lot without encountering pigeons who are so bold that they try to take bites of hot dogs from people who are walking to their cars. These pigeons are so brazen that they routinely shake down rats for lunch money.
hotdoglover, describing the well known Clifton NJ dog house
#11
Posted 12 June 2005 - 08:22 PM
Quality control Taster, Château D'Eau Winery
"Free time is the engine of ingenuity, creativity and innovation"
Moscow is building a monument to processed cheese.
#12
Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:45 PM
#13
Posted 13 June 2005 - 02:14 PM
I don't know how industrialized it is, but you see artificial oyster beds in Brittany.The NY Times has an article today about the conflict between traditional oystermen and farmers who try to cultivate beds of oysters.
#14
Posted 19 June 2005 - 04:47 PM
Maine oyster farming is a good biz. The conditions, like salinity and tidal flow are optimum. The results are spectacular. I ran an oyster bar off a lobsterboat serving farmed damirriscotta oysters. Very good!
- Rachael Ray in a potentially lucrative new gig
Portland Food Map.com
#15
Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:12 PM
The state requres tags on all comeercial oysters showing where they have been.
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