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#1921 Sneakeater

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:09 AM

That is fucking COSMIC.
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#1922 splinky

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 10:57 PM

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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
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#1923 memesuze

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Posted 06 May 2012 - 08:18 PM

don't serve baked black cod on a zinc spoon and other combos to note
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#1924 StephanieL

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Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:35 PM

In 1933, you could get a raw vegetable plate in the Hotel Astor dining room.
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Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:52 PM

Dinosaur flatulence, belching may have contributed to warming Earth, killing them off

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 03:01 AM

Over dinner with old friends this evening, I learned that my friend's great-grandfather was Conrad F. Ulrich,, renowned engraver of Winchester rifles.

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That's some fucking impressive family history.

#1927 prasantrin

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:48 AM

Paul Giamatti's father is Bart Giamatti.

And Marcus Giamatti is his brother.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 04:44 AM

I mean, EVERYBODY knew the first thing.

But: who's Marcus Giamatti?
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:29 AM

I mean, EVERYBODY knew the first thing.

But: who's Marcus Giamatti?


Clearly not everybody (I would bet most Canadians don't even know who Bart Giamatti is).

Marcus Giamatti is an actor. He was a regular on Judging Amy, but that's the only role I know him from (and I only know that show because it was on in Japan--any show in English was watchable to me).

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 07:26 PM

Next thing you'll be discovering the entire lead cast of "Girls".
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 11:43 PM

cut to the chase on youtube
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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no!', I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”
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#1932 ghostrider

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:14 PM

I've discovered that one way around those annoying automated phone answering mazes is simply to ignore the robotic voice & say the word "problem." This seems to get you to a human being pretty quickly.
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#1933 Suzanne F

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 05:46 PM

I've discovered that one way around those annoying automated phone answering mazes is simply to ignore the robotic voice & say the word "problem." This seems to get you to a human being pretty quickly.


Sometimes, so does saying "human being."

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#1934 StephanieL

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:00 PM


I've discovered that one way around those annoying automated phone answering mazes is simply to ignore the robotic voice & say the word "problem." This seems to get you to a human being pretty quickly.


Sometimes, so does saying "human being."

"Customer service" usually works too.
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#1935 memesuze

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 08:44 PM



I've discovered that one way around those annoying automated phone answering mazes is simply to ignore the robotic voice & say the word "problem." This seems to get you to a human being pretty quickly.


Sometimes, so does saying "human being."

"Customer service" usually works too.

don't forget to look them up on gethuman.com
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