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#1 Rose

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:06 AM

1. I'm so tired, I just worked 12 hours straight at my miserable job.

2. Will this cellphone stop ringing! Everyone's after me.

3. I have no more room left in my closet with all those shoes.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:50 AM

You just can't find decent foie gras in this town.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 12:39 PM

If I have to eat one more bite of Nobu's black cod with miso...
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#4 Maurice Naughton

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 01:33 PM

I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me. I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 02:53 PM

In the last month I went from 85 hours/wk to 45. I don't know what to do with myself. Imagine; a chef with Saturday night off.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:25 PM

God, I'm so thin, it feels like my cat left a toy in the bed when I accidentally roll over onto my hipbone. :rolleyes:

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:40 PM

I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me. I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.

Next time--and I'm sure there will be a next time--try it lying down. Or, is it laying down?

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:31 PM

1. I wish Manolo's came in AAA width; they simply flop around on my feet.

2. Yeah, thanks. It's a nice ring, but don't you think a round diamond this big makes my fingers look stubby?

There is a Yiddish expression for the phenomenon that is the topic of this thread. It translates as, "The bride is too pretty."

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:41 PM

I'm sorry my friend, but I have so many paying projects right now I just can't help you out.


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#10 Tamar G

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:51 PM

My son, the doctor, is too busy to write.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:59 PM

We have too many grapes, I have to buy more barrels.
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#12 Maurice Naughton

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 06:54 PM

I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me.  I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.

Next time--and I'm sure there will be a next time--try it lying down. Or, is it laying down?

As is frequently the case, Holly W. raises a pregnant question,
Cambridge University Professor of Electrical Engineering, Sir Charles Oatley, in October, 1948, along with his student Dennis McMullan, began the research that led to the production of the first scanning electron microscope in 1965.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:01 PM

I worry every time I have to pee. My doctor told me be careful about lifting heavy things.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:02 PM

I worry every time I have to pee. My doctor told me be careful about lifting heavy things.

i have a similar problem, but it has to do with sitting down on toilets--most toilet seats are just to close to the water. i find coiling helps.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:03 PM

I have a lot of trouble getting through all my air miles before they expire.
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