1. I'm so tired, I just worked 12 hours straight at my miserable job.
2. Will this cellphone stop ringing! Everyone's after me.
3. I have no more room left in my closet with all those shoes.
This thread came to me in a eureka moment.......
When complaining is really bragging
Started by Rose, Oct 03 2005 03:06 AM
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:06 AM
curb your god
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. (Voltaire)
One is often told that it is very wrong to attack religion because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it. (Bertrand Russell)
Believing there is no god gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. (Penn Jillette)
CERES GALLERY
If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities. (Voltaire)
One is often told that it is very wrong to attack religion because religion makes men virtuous. So I am told; I have not noticed it. (Bertrand Russell)
Believing there is no god gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. (Penn Jillette)
CERES GALLERY
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:50 AM
You just can't find decent foie gras in this town.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 12:39 PM
If I have to eat one more bite of Nobu's black cod with miso...
You're only as good as your grease.
When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
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When working with high heat, the first contact between the cooking surface and the food must be respected.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 01:33 PM
I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me. I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.
Cambridge University Professor of Electrical Engineering, Sir Charles Oatley, in October, 1948, along with his student Dennis McMullan, began the research that led to the production of the first scanning electron microscope in 1965.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 02:53 PM
In the last month I went from 85 hours/wk to 45. I don't know what to do with myself. Imagine; a chef with Saturday night off.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:25 PM
God, I'm so thin, it feels like my cat left a toy in the bed when I accidentally roll over onto my hipbone. 
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 03:40 PM
Next time--and I'm sure there will be a next time--try it lying down. Or, is it laying down?I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me. I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.
I'd give it all up, for just a little bit more.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:31 PM
1. I wish Manolo's came in AAA width; they simply flop around on my feet.
2. Yeah, thanks. It's a nice ring, but don't you think a round diamond this big makes my fingers look stubby?
There is a Yiddish expression for the phenomenon that is the topic of this thread. It translates as, "The bride is too pretty."
2. Yeah, thanks. It's a nice ring, but don't you think a round diamond this big makes my fingers look stubby?
There is a Yiddish expression for the phenomenon that is the topic of this thread. It translates as, "The bride is too pretty."
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:41 PM
I'm sorry my friend, but I have so many paying projects right now I just can't help you out.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:51 PM
My son, the doctor, is too busy to write.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 05:59 PM
We have too many grapes, I have to buy more barrels.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 06:54 PM
As is frequently the case, Holly W. raises a pregnant question,Next time--and I'm sure there will be a next time--try it lying down. Or, is it laying down?I guess I'll have to get a court order to stop Katie Holmes from stalking me. I told her a dozen times she's just too damned tall.
Cambridge University Professor of Electrical Engineering, Sir Charles Oatley, in October, 1948, along with his student Dennis McMullan, began the research that led to the production of the first scanning electron microscope in 1965.
I thought you'd want to know.
I thought you'd want to know.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:01 PM
I worry every time I have to pee. My doctor told me be careful about lifting heavy things.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:02 PM
i have a similar problem, but it has to do with sitting down on toilets--most toilet seats are just to close to the water. i find coiling helps.I worry every time I have to pee. My doctor told me be careful about lifting heavy things.
purdah nahin jab koi khuda se, bandon se purdah karna kya?
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if it takes us seven years to prepare for a madness, how long shall it take us to run naked into the marketplace?
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 07:03 PM
I have a lot of trouble getting through all my air miles before they expire.
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