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#916 Daniel

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:31 PM

25 cent wing night.. Woman walks in with a soda in her hand... I would like your 25 cent wings but, I do not drink... "Oh thats, fine, we have the wings on the menu but, unfortunately, you can't get the  25  cent wing special without purchasing a pint of beer"  "so let me get this straight, you are suggesting I break my 7 years of sobriety just to get your 25 cent wings"    "of course not, no one would possibly suggest that, I am simply saying, in order to qualify for the drink special, you must purchase a drink"  "Well, I hope you know I am leaving"  " i am so sorry, again, no one is suggesting you leave or drink alcohol, you will just have to purchase our wings at the regular price"  


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#917 Orik

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:43 PM

She'll now go and complain to the SLA that your special of beer + wings is just a run around the prohibition of more than 50% off at happy hour.  :wacko:

 

Offer a $15 NA beer.


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#918 Sneakeater

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:43 PM

Or buy the beer and give it to someone else.


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Posted 12 November 2019 - 05:13 PM

Offer a mocktail or a fancy soda for the same price as an alcoholic drink. You would not be the first.



#920 Behemoth

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 08:45 PM

Offer a mocktail or a fancy soda for the same price as an alcoholic drink. You would not be the first.


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