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#916 Daniel

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:31 PM

25 cent wing night.. Woman walks in with a soda in her hand... I would like your 25 cent wings but, I do not drink... "Oh thats, fine, we have the wings on the menu but, unfortunately, you can't get the  25  cent wing special without purchasing a pint of beer"  "so let me get this straight, you are suggesting I break my 7 years of sobriety just to get your 25 cent wings"    "of course not, no one would possibly suggest that, I am simply saying, in order to qualify for the drink special, you must purchase a drink"  "Well, I hope you know I am leaving"  " i am so sorry, again, no one is suggesting you leave or drink alcohol, you will just have to purchase our wings at the regular price"  


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#917 Orik

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:43 PM

She'll now go and complain to the SLA that your special of beer + wings is just a run around the prohibition of more than 50% off at happy hour.  :wacko:

 

Offer a $15 NA beer.


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#918 Sneakeater

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Posted 12 November 2019 - 04:43 PM

Or buy the beer and give it to someone else.


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Posted 12 November 2019 - 05:13 PM

Offer a mocktail or a fancy soda for the same price as an alcoholic drink. You would not be the first.



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Posted 12 November 2019 - 08:45 PM

Offer a mocktail or a fancy soda for the same price as an alcoholic drink. You would not be the first.


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#921 Sneakeater

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Posted Today, 03:37 AM

So I'm coming back from visiting some friends in New Jersey, taking the bus with their daughter, who used to live in Crown Heights and now lives in Park Slope.

 

"Have you ever been to this place I discovered called Mekelburg's?"  she asked.  "The meat loaf sandwich is my favorite food in the world."


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#922 Daniel

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Posted Today, 04:09 AM

thats so cool!!!


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