I’ve stayed a considerable amount of time at location 1 and 2. I never thought to write anything down. It’s all good but, shoot sorry.
*** Breaking News *** Breaking News ***
Daniel ! Daniel !! Daniel !!!
My friend in Shanghai is about to get Shanghai-ed because he’s about to do all this hoity-toity Shanghai shit and he’s worried he’s going to get stomach flu and I’m worried that he’s pigging out without me and that he’s going to get a severe case of UV radiation poisoning and his wife isn’t there to heal him as she’s one of the world's leading laser experts ... he doesn’t know what the hell he’s getting himself into and we need to help him like crazy before he's a dead duck on a ship to nowhere !
He needs to be doing the real deal for dinner, Daniel, not this Ultra-Michelin Mirage Mashugana ! That is, he needs to be slumming it for supper in Shanghai, but slumming it real good. Got it ?
Hey buddy, I thought we were BFF so WTF is going on, man !
Come on dude !
Do Chambo a solid and at least shout out a stream of consciousness* soliloquy of what dishes he should be snarfing down and swallowing for supper in Shanghai ... how are the sandwiches, sailor ? and not too much slimy shit cuz he’s more of a scaredy-cat and doesn’t want to be eating all that but you know what I mean ... or just ask around and see what your buddies think and get me a resto name or two or three or 23 ...
Details to follow to make full sense of the above ... but in the interim ... trust me, Daniel ... this is serious business ...
If you don’t know the names of these joints in locales 1 and 2 at least stream me a blast of the bad-ass dishes he should be expecting, eating or experimenting with ... come on Dr. Daniel ... write me up some Rxs ... send me something ... a few Chinese love letters at least
Chambo ain't the type to come up empty when his friends are in deep doo-doo ... nor R U !!!
*your consciousness not mine cuz I’m already on that program if you haven't been paying attention