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monkeymay

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  1. Ah yes, Gigantor the space age robot! His power is in your hands! One of my favorite songs covered by the Dickies. He's bigger than big! Stronger than strong! Ready to fight for right Against wrong! edited to add: And ridiculous yes, but my only fuck-off today so I'm okay with myself. Carry on.
  2. For sure. I was a really little kid, and the woman next door called me over to the gate and told me to go tell my parents. All my life up til then I had heard of FDR described as the worst of all evils, so I thought the devil had died. (Don't worry, I've reversed politics from my parents!) The day JFK died and his funeral on TV. I remember my father sobbing. I had just learned to tie my shoelaces (I was four) and no one would pay attention to me.
  3. And dial phones. How they made that clickety whirr sound as the dial spun back into it's original position. I hooked an old one up (the sound quality on them is terrific) and my kids looked at me and asked "How do you use it?"
  4. I loved afghan coats! When I was 10, my family lived in Spain while my father was making a film, and we traveled quite a lot, especially to Morrocco. This is 1971. Everyone had the most fabulous coats! Hippie freaks (especially the English ), long hair, flashing jewelry and these big smelly coats reeking of camel and hash. God, how I longed for one! My mother was appalled and refused to entertain the notion, and instead bought us all sensible brown leather car coats, much to my childish chagrin. I recently acquired one last year ( a real beauty, patchwork suede with beautiful beige gol
  5. ahh..yes. see, i dont get this. tell me something...generally speaking..so what if someone is squirmy about whole fish while having no problem with a prepared burger? what's next, the person who eats a fish with eyes is more of a pussy than the guy who hunts or slaughters? WHERE is all of this coming from? i simply dont understand this line of logic...honestly. where is all this judgment coming from.... i suppose that upto a certain point, it is ok to pass judgements like yours. i suppose calling someone a bleeding heart is less damaging than comparing them to hizbollah. What about som
  6. Are you going up for Sundance? I only ask because the town will be a mob scene during that period. Last time I was there was 2004 (I used to cook at the festival) but here's what I remember: Not a huge amount of dining options - most places are located up and down on Main St. Wasatch Brew Pub - Pub set up with brew and burgers. Good locals place. Grappa and Chimayo- sister restaurants owned by the same group - they also have an Asian place at the bottom of Main St. near the ski lifts. Good solid if predictable Italian and Southwestern food. Eating Establishment The hangover
  7. No drugs left for us? Pass the nitrous and let me think about it for awhile...
  8. I'm not exaggerating when I say that at least once a day during the week for the past month+ I've spotted someone who should demand a refund from their plastic surgeon. I have been getting to the office a little earlier, which means sharing the subway with the influx of LIRR* commuters who board at Atlantic Avenue. Lots to see there on both men and women. *For those not in NY, LIRR = Long Island Railroad. Have you ever been in a room with a bunch of people who've gone to the same plastic surgeon? Facinacting, because they all inherently look alike. Especially with nose doctor
  9. Is this a bad thing? Personally I always like a little eye candy in a bar, it a least gives people something to discuss over cocktails. As far as the older mother phenomenon - who wants saggy titties? Do you think women need to be resigned to the impact of pregnancy on their bodies just because? I only ask as a woman who's had two kids and nursed both till they were 18 months. My tits are definitely not the same, and having neither the time nor serious interest in that sort of body modification I've never had them done. But I do understand the desire and lure the promise of going under th
  10. I just met a woman who was having sex with someone I was having sex with during the same time, twenty five years ago. The fact that I don't really like this woman, and we now have something in common, (and an intermingling of body fluids at one time no doubt) irritates me to no end and that she is now using it as a banner greeting to everyone she is introduced to in my presence. Ugh. (And I wasn't that crazy about the person we were sleeping with as well). Double ugh. It's not six degrees of separation but an ever tightening social circle that will slowly strangle us all... You need to
  11. How many have you been feeling recently, Monsieur Le Flaneur? Is Paris awash in plastique? Maybe it's just too cold, sort of like molasses in January. Warm hands are supposed to do the trick.
  12. I just met a woman who was having sex with someone I was having sex with during the same time, twenty five years ago. The fact that I don't really like this woman, and we now have something in common, (and an intermingling of body fluids at one time no doubt) irritates me to no end and that she is now using it as a banner greeting to everyone she is introduced to in my presence. Ugh. (And I wasn't that crazy about the person we were sleeping with as well). Double ugh. It's not six degrees of separation but an ever tightening social circle that will slowly strangle us all...
  13. Craig Brewster's (Hustle and Flow) new movie. My friend is color timing it. Completly over the top, from some of what I' ve seen, not quite sure if I like it. Christina Ricci has dieted herself down to a pair of tits and forehead for her role as a white trash nympho. I wonder if it will inspire a variation of Jackson's famous quote from Snakes on a plane - " Enough is enough! I have had it with this motherfucking white girl in my motherfucking house!". Or maybe that's what the audience will say.
  14. Don't they realize they can get just as much attention by dressing slutty and sleeping with guys on the first date? Wow I didn't know! I'm so glad I've been doing it right all these years without the expense of plastic surgery....
  15. How thoughtful of you to notice. So you know one of the ways to get your boobs escalated to a larger size after you've already had augmentation? There's a weak spot on the side near the ribcage where you can puncture the bag creating a leak. You then can get a new boob job to a larger cup size and have your insurance cover it. Apparently it's all the rage among girls looking to "go up".
  16. You lucky lucky bastard. Yum. Did you see all of the entire series? Specifically Bertolucci's Luna ? I remember seeing it years ago - Jill Clayburgh as an opera singer with her junkie son and Fred Gwynne as her long suffering husband. Can't remember if I liked it but I do recollect a scene where the kid dosen't have a needle to shoot up and sticks a fork in his arm while sucking his mother's tit. At least I think I remember it like that. Just watched Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? after not having seen it for a few years. God what an amazing piece of filmaking. Mike Nichols with Haskel
  17. Waiting for Guffman Best in Show Spinal Tap Over and over - turn it up to 11 baby. I will watch Hayao Miyazaki films endlessly - "Spirted Away" being one of my all time favs. Wong Kar Wai as well - "In the mood for Love" and "2046". More fabulous after every viewing.
  18. It's great but not really a place to hang out and enjoy a leisurely lunch. It's a store with big deli cases and metro shelved can goods. Good for all the Spanish product you want - I can buy different smoked paprikas and their cured meats are the real deal. Beautiful olives and cheeses. It's off the 110 south of Torrance down near Lomita, I remember. Better to buy a bunch of product, take it home and have that husband of yours whip up something fabulous. They do wholesale and retail.
  19. One of the reasons you have to ask is why you watch them over and over - an obvious answer is that yes, it's a great movie and recognized as such. Most of the lists read like variations of AFI 100 best movies of all time, but what are the ones filled with mystery that you keep wanting to explore? Or films that you are so versed in, you only watch the backgrounds to discover something new? Movies from your childhood that you revisit to remind yourself what you liked as a kid? Some favorites for me that fall into these categories: (in semi off the top of my head alphabetical order) All Abou
  20. '71, Hunky Dory. How do I know? Just got me one of those newfangled portable record players for Christmas and am re-living my entire record collection. Do you remember how much fun it is to play an entire album? And have to get up and flip it to listen to other side? It's fantastic. I will singlehandedly revive the record industry with all the records I still need to buy. Up with vinyl and fuck cds. And the art is so much better when it's big. Bowie as Garbo on Hunky Dory case in point...
  21. monkeymay

    Paintings

    I like paintings that match my lipstick. Pointillism is my favorite make up technique.
  22. I read that as "drugs", not "dogs". Still kind of made sense. I know how much fun drugs are, and I still had kids. Doesn't make any sense.
  23. If I'd had known how much fun dogs are, I would never have had kids.
  24. No, I am usually in the bathroom doing lines off my girlfriend's ass while we perform our lesbian cheerleading sex act routine to an SRO crowd in the stalls surrounding us. The bathroom crowd just loves it, and as a result, I always seem to miss the Eagles numbers.
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