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Disgusting and hilarious.

 

When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers.

 

She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one.

 

She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed.

 

Washed my mouth good after that.

 

For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story.

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Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women.

you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop

This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there.

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Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women.

you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop

This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there.

can't you train him to get enough turkey to feed both of you?

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Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women.

you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop

This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there.

can't you train him to get enough turkey to feed both of you?

Working on it. He doesn't like to share, though.

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Disgusting and hilarious.

When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers.

 

She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one.

 

She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed.

 

Washed my mouth good after that.

 

For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story.

 

A friend of mine changed her son's diaper, thought she washed her hands thoroughly, then had a finger licking (literally) good lunch. She tasted something on her index finger that was a bit off. She noticed a fine line of brown gunk underneath her nail...

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Disgusting and hilarious.

When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers.

 

She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!"

 

Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one.

 

She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed.

 

Washed my mouth good after that.

 

For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story.

 

A friend of mine changed her son's diaper, thought she washed her hands thoroughly, then had a finger licking (literally) good lunch. She tasted something on her index finger that was a bit off. She noticed a fine line of brown gunk underneath her nail...

 

Okay seriously. You people are making me gag!

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Obvious bating always makes me laugh.

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Can't see the image. I'm referring to a troll though.

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