prasantrin Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Disgusting and hilarious. When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!" I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers. She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!" Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one. She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed. Washed my mouth good after that. For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Squeat Mungry Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women. you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
splinky Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women. you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there. can't you train him to get enough turkey to feed both of you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squeat Mungry Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Walking up Broadway this afternoon I found myself behind a woman walking her pup. As she passed Petco the dog made a beeline for the door while the manager was clearly trying to continue walking north. The dog sat down in front the doors and refused to budge. I guess Petco is to dogs what Bergdorf is to women. you know, they give free treats to the doggies while they shop This. Doc knows every shop in the neighborhood where they give him treats. It is almost impossible to get him to move on when I'm not planning to stop into that particular shop. The corner deli gives him sliced roast turkey -- he gets particularly pissed if we don't go in there. can't you train him to get enough turkey to feed both of you? Working on it. He doesn't like to share, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Scream Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Disgusting and hilarious. When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!" I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers. She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!" Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one. She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed. Washed my mouth good after that. For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story. A friend of mine changed her son's diaper, thought she washed her hands thoroughly, then had a finger licking (literally) good lunch. She tasted something on her index finger that was a bit off. She noticed a fine line of brown gunk underneath her nail... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lauren Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Disgusting and hilarious. When I was 11 or 12, my 2 or 3 year old cousin came up to me, held up her hand, and said, "Boo boo!" I said, "Oh, you have a boo boo? Let me kiss it better," and I kissed her fingers. She came back a minute later, held up her hand again, and said, "Boo boo!" Then I realized her hands had a particular smell. Not a good one. She was saying, "Poo poo," and wanted her diaper changed. Washed my mouth good after that. For some reason, that picture reminds me of that story. A friend of mine changed her son's diaper, thought she washed her hands thoroughly, then had a finger licking (literally) good lunch. She tasted something on her index finger that was a bit off. She noticed a fine line of brown gunk underneath her nail... Okay seriously. You people are making me gag! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
porkwah Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 http://xkcd.com/552/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Behemoth Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Hadn't looked at that page in a while... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghostrider Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 THere is a newish Simon's Cat cartoon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tanabutler Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good Night, Keith Moon Also, this YouTube send-up of Wii: Shii. Very UNSAFE for work or with children or clergy nearby. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flyfish Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Two Gentlemen of Lebowski WALTER That rug, in faith, tied the room together, did it not? THE KNAVE By my heart, a goodly rug. DONALD And in most miserable tide did this rogue besmirch it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Scream Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Obvious bating always makes me laugh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SLBunge Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Obvious bating always makes me laugh. ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Scream Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Obvious bating always makes me laugh. ? Can't see the image. I'm referring to a troll though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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