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1. m.bating

 

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!

ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

the new slang for masturbating tell a friend. whacking jacking-off choking-the-bishop saying-hello-to-my-monster beating-off

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1. m.bating

 

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!

ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

the new slang for masturbating tell a friend. whacking jacking-off choking-the-bishop saying-hello-to-my-monster beating-off

 

Did SBlunge post a pornographic image of himself?

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Did SBlunge post a pornographic image of himself?

Yes. Those are the only sorts of photos I have of myself. Sorry.

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Did SBlunge post a pornographic image of himself?

Yes. Those are the only sorts of photos I have of myself. Sorry.

 

You look kind of cute with your face all scrunched up like that. I'll be you're a screamer!

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1. m.bating

 

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!

ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

the new slang for masturbating tell a friend. whacking jacking-off choking-the-bishop saying-hello-to-my-monster beating-off

1. v.latio (also v.late, v.lating)

 

Simply: virtual fellatio. Slang for repeated accolades written in electronic format such as a blog or message board.

ex. She is v.lating him again on her blog today.

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i was telling jokes to the wall. the wall responded: "that's so funny, i forgot to lath." then a bunch of plaster hit me in the head.

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i was telling jokes to the wall. the wall responded: "that's so funny, i forgot to lath." then a bunch of plaster hit me in the head.

that joke's so old, it has a separate entrance for negroes

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Did SBlunge post a pornographic image of himself?

Yes. Those are the only sorts of photos I have of myself. Sorry.

 

You look kind of cute with your face all scrunched up like that. I'll be you're a screamer!

I gave my friend a sweater for his birthday. He said that would have rather had a yeller or a screamer.

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i was telling jokes to the wall. the wall responded: "that's so funny, i forgot to lath." then a bunch of plaster hit me in the head.

that joke's so old, it has a separate entrance for negroes

i apologize, for my inappropriate and insensitive remark. porkwah's joke was bad in the most equal opportunity of ways

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From the Wall Street Journal:

 

How One Woman Went to Tax Court and Won Deduction

 

A Maryland nurse accomplished two rare feats in her battle with the Internal Revenue Service: She defended herself against the agency's lawyers and won, and she got a ruling that could help tens of thousands of students deduct the cost of an M.B.A. degree on their taxes.

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Few taxpayers decide to go toe to toe with the IRS as Ms. Singleton-Clarke did, arguing her case without a lawyer. For good reason: In 2009, individuals won only about 10% of about 300 such cases, according to data from Tax Analysts.

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Some of the losers, such as several dozen tax protesters who defended the filing of frivolous returns, were tilting at tax windmills. Others were simply on the wrong side of the law, including a horse enthusiast who wanted to deduct his hobby losses, an unsuccessful comedian who tried to classify his expenses as business losses, and an attorney who claimed over $100,000 in medical deductions for his visits to prostitutes.

 

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