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Wow. He's quite the charmer.

 

"There's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."

 

Well, there's a selling point. And dude, if you have to tell a woman you're a great catch, you're probably not.

 

He's great in bed and makes a lot of money. women approach him daily....

 

Women approach him daily but he fails to mention who they are: waitress, sales clerk, probation officer, meter maid, police officer, emergency room nurse, doctor, neuro-surgeon....

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Wow. He's quite the charmer.

 

"There's nothing wrong with me. As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."

 

Well, there's a selling point. And dude, if you have to tell a woman you're a great catch, you're probably not.

He's great in bed and makes a lot of money. women approach him daily....
Women approach him daily but he fails to mention who they are: waitress, sales clerk, probation officer, meter maid, police officer, emergency room nurse, doctor, neuro-surgeon....

I'm surprised he had to tell her to look up what "passive-aggressive" means; I'd have thought he'd have the definition memorized by now.

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

And just what does your profile say that led to this attraction?

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

At least he has a sense of humor.

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

 

I'm gonna have to smack Paul for posting on dating sites.

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

Ooooh, if I wasn't already married... :lol:

 

It's probably a bullshit detector test. Or a humour impairment test. Here's hoping, anyway!

 

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

 

As much as I would love to say that this guy is just posting bullshit with a sense of humour.....having been on these sites for a while, I'm thinking there may be a smidgen of truth in this. And yes, I have also received odd and disturbing emails. At least they are entertaining.

 

So....when are you meeting him for drinks? :P

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On an un-named dating site, this guy wants to take me out on a date... :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

I am a sociopathic atheist living on the fringes of metropolitan society. I worship Reason and pre-meditated justice. Satan is my hero, Buddha is my muse, Jehovah is my witness, Quetzalcoatl will rip out my heart and be my judge. I enjoy Japanese techno-pop, Bulgarian polkas, and Heavy Metal Spanish Rock with Arab influences. My right iris is yellow as are my sharpened toe nails. I drink quad shots at midnight and Vicks cough syrup by the bottle in the morning. I've built a Japanese Tea House using my neighbor's fence. I also wrote a novel about my evil boss and I will publish it when I die. In my previous life I was a secret squirrel. I've been married 7 times, divorced 4 times. It's a combination of catch and release, loving the chase, and an inability to learn. My mother was crazier than yours, my dad meaner, and my grandparents are guilty. I like to bark at the moon. When I go to restaurants, I seed the sugar packet bowls with Splenda. I work in Software Quality Assurance at home so that I can commute to work by wearing my Chinese silk pajamas and my bunny slippers. I like milkshakes made with whiskey. My left leg is radio-controlled by my pet fish. My neck has grown wider than my head ever since I took up the practice of swallowing golf balls. I bench press more than I can squat. I'm getting my degree in Genetics so that I can splice together DNA to build the perfect deity - a being that will answer my prayers. I'm pretty sure that eating people is wrong. And dogs. I don't like people that eat dogs. Eating people that eat dogs might be OK. It's a paradox, what should be done with poachers and animal abusers?

 

I'm looking for a bad ass barbie doll care giver that doesn't think I'm eccentric and has a salary over $200K.

 

As much as I would love to say that this guy is just posting bullshit with a sense of humour.....having been on these sites for a while, I'm thinking there may be a smidgen of truth in this. And yes, I have also received odd and disturbing emails. At least they are entertaining.

 

So....when are you meeting him for drinks? :P

 

We had lunch today. Surprisingly, he's actually kinda boring... Recently divorced, 80% of the discussion centered around his divorce woes and the loss of his materialistic items. Whatever.

 

And living in San Jose, not Geographically Desirable.

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We had lunch today. Surprisingly, he's actually kinda boring... Recently divorced, 80% of the discussion centered around his divorce woes and the loss of his materialistic items. Whatever.

 

And living in San Jose, not Geographically Desirable.

SNOB!

 

(I kid, I kid the President. </Bill Maher>

 

He sounds like an INFJ, you know? 4.gif

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