Rose Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 How about instant mashed potatoes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flyfish Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Pre-cooked bacon always weirds me out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I have never tried it but, there is thist Beef Jerky or Sausage / Cheese Stick that looks rather scary... I am further willing to bet its involved in several processes.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Behemoth Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 cool whip. yuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 What about Combo's.. I ate a bag in second grade and got violently ill.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foodie52 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Rice cheese. Soy cheese. Combine the worst of all possible worlds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carolyn Tillie Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Spray cheese in a can. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ampelman Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Potted Meat Food Product (love those last two words, always a good sign when appended to a product name!) The Armour Star brand contains: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt. Less than 2 percent: Mustard, Natural flavorings, Dried Garlic, Dextrose, Sodium erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite. And their website helpfully notes, "In 1948, Armour, which made soap for years as a by-product of the meatpacking process, introduced the first deodorant soap, Dial, which became as strong a seller as its meat products, and eventually the company renamed itself the Armour-Dial Corporation." Aren't you glad you use Dial? But the real booby prize goes to PMFP's sister concoction. Paging Lot's wife and your cardiologist! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carolyn Tillie Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Potted Meat Food Product (love those last two words, always a good sign when appended to a product name!) The Armour Star brand contains: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt. Less than 2 percent: Mustard, Natural flavorings, Dried Garlic, Dextrose, Sodium erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite. And their website helpfully notes, "In 1948, Armour, which made soap for years as a by-product of the meatpacking process, introduced the first deodorant soap, Dial, which became as strong a seller as its meat products, and eventually the company renamed itself the Armour-Dial Corporation." Aren't you glad you use Dial? But the real booby prize goes to PMFP's sister concoction. Paging Lot's wife and your cardiologist! The winner, and new champion!!!! Brilliant entry. BTW, where DOES one purchase such a product??? I've never seen that particular can available anywhere in California... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
galleygirl Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Oh, c'mon, it's obviously those frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and the frozen grilled cheese... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mongo_jones Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 mmmmm booby prize Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rose Posted September 30, 2007 Author Share Posted September 30, 2007 Potted Meat Food Product (love those last two words, always a good sign when appended to a product name!) The Armour Star brand contains: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt. Less than 2 percent: Mustard, Natural flavorings, Dried Garlic, Dextrose, Sodium erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite. And their website helpfully notes, "In 1948, Armour, which made soap for years as a by-product of the meatpacking process, introduced the first deodorant soap, Dial, which became as strong a seller as its meat products, and eventually the company renamed itself the Armour-Dial Corporation." Aren't you glad you use Dial? But the real booby prize goes to PMFP's sister concoction. Paging Lot's wife and your cardiologist! The winner, and new champion!!!! Brilliant entry. BTW, where DOES one purchase such a product??? I've never seen that particular can available anywhere in California... I wouldn't have expected anything less. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ampelman Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 BTW, where DOES one purchase such a product??? I've never seen that particular can available anywhere in California... Ask Rose to send you some Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Behemoth Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 BTW, where DOES one purchase such a product??? I've never seen that particular can available anywhere in California... Ask Rose to send you some I love that there is a box with the label "carb monitor" on the right. I thought Germans took the prize for disgusting meat products. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Behemoth Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Although, you have to admit this comes pretty close: Bear-shaped extruded meat product! For children! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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