Dingbat of the Day

[Liza]

My mom, who cannot drive outside of a fifteen mile radius of where she lives, trying to instruct me on how to drive in Manhattan. She's lucky she's not on the bus with Mongo's child.

[splinky]

spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule

[Wilfrid1]

spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule

 

Special occasions?

[splinky]

spilled an entire jar of expensive moisturizer on a brand new coverlet. now, i remember why i instituted the no lotion in the bedroom rule

 

Special occasions?

that would be telling

[Wilfrid1]

Been staring all morning at a reminder I scribbled for myself just before bed last night. Couldn't figure it out. One word, looks like "laundry."

 

I just got it. It's a reminder about the laundry.

[Sneakeater]

I am linking this only as a set-up for Lex. I think he may have some opinion or other about it.

[Lex]

I am linking this only as a set-up for Lex. I think he may have some opinion or other about it.

Oh yes! Although Mr. Bonner is already on the case.

 

 

Now there is a new kind of star on the food scene: young butchers. With their swinging scabbards, muscled forearms and constant proximity to flesh, butchers have the raw, emotional appeal of an indie band. They turn death into life, in the form of a really good skirt steak.

 

And it doesn’t hurt that some people find them exceptionally hot.

To me it looks like he's already found his dream date.

 

And then we have this hunk 'o burnin' love:

 

 

The broody, moody Mr. Mylan, 32, has become such a cult figure that his classes sell out quickly and he sometimes dodges fans, who approach him at parties, and calls from the news media.

[Sneakeater]

What is that guy in the top picture doing with that carcass?

[GalPalJoan]

 

 

Ummmm, my brother Jay working on an elk..... His girlfriend thinks he's hot.

[Lex]

What is that guy in the top picture doing with that carcass?

He's listening to the cow's sweet voice.

 

"Hold me! Touch me!"

[Sneakeater]

Is he Alexander Portnoy's grandson?

[Anthony Bonner]

you guys missed the most idiotic picture in the whole spread

 

 

nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.

[Lex]

you guys missed the most idiotic picture in the whole spread

 

 

nothing like having a beer while watching someone else breakdown a carcass.

Hey, I gave you credit.

[Sneakeater]

If I'm watching somebody break down a carcass, I'd BETTER have a beer.

[g.johnson]

Does anyone want to know what "butcher's groin" is?

 

Even if you don't, I'll tell you. It's an occupational injury (like housemaid's knee or gamekeeper's thumb). Butcher's rip apart a carcass by pulling a knife through the flesh towards themselves. Good from a mechanical point of view but if the knife slips they're likely to stab themselves in the groin.