mongo_jones Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 buddhists bludgeon and stab intruder to death Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeroW Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Today at work one of my customers said she wished we still carried the old (shitty) vegan carrot cake, as opposed to the new (actually pretty tasty) one. When I asked her why, truly boggled, she said: "because the new one tastes too real, and it scares me." Usually, I get: "this soy ice cream doesn't taste creamy enough," but this one really threw me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tanabutler Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Today at work one of my customers said she wished we still carried the old (shitty) vegan carrot cake, as opposed to the new (actually pretty tasty) one. When I asked her why, truly boggled, she said: "because the new one tastes too real, and it scares me." Usually, I get: "this soy ice cream doesn't taste creamy enough," but this one really threw me. I don't even know where to begin to think about her saying it tastes too real, or that a dessert would scare her. Tell her she scares me. Fanx. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeroW Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Today at work one of my customers said she wished we still carried the old (shitty) vegan carrot cake, as opposed to the new (actually pretty tasty) one. When I asked her why, truly boggled, she said: "because the new one tastes too real, and it scares me." Usually, I get: "this soy ice cream doesn't taste creamy enough," but this one really threw me. I don't even know where to begin to think about her saying it tastes too real, or that a dessert would scare her. Tell her she scares me. Fanx. Well, I believe she meant that the frosting tasted too non-vegan, so that made her think that some Evil Food Demon may have possibly been slathering the vegan cakes with Real Buttercream, instead of Shortening Abomination, but you would be surprised how many of my vegan customers are suspicious. So many of them, in fact, that I had to try the vegan cakes. They're not . . . real, but they're not that bad, either. Our baker is quality. I haven't brought myself to try the vegan cookies yet. They're so wan, stiff, and without love. What is more surreal to me is the incredible amount of vegans who complain that their non-dairy drinks don't taste "creamy" enough. Several times I have felt compelled to explain the concept of "dairy" to these people, but in the interest of good taste, I have refrained. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daisy Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Two different threads started within minutes of each other, concerning two different Rhode Island chains purveying hot dogs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flyfish Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Two different threads started within minutes of each other, concerning two different Rhode Island chains purveying hot dogs. Are you and menton1 channelling each other? fly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maurice Naughton Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Today's e-mail brought this: 100% Hand blown Pyrex glass dildos, made in USA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Maurice Naughton Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Today's e-mail brought this: 100% Hand blown Pyrex glass dildos, made in USA! so they're oven-safe. I'm glad to know that. The turkey's in for a helluva surprise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
buckytom Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 hey, turkeys are pretty smart. they should be able to see right through that one maurice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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flyfish Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 http://www.kunstler.com/eyesore.html Very interesting site. Thanks GG. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeroW Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Today's e-mail brought this: 100% Hand blown Pyrex glass dildos, made in USA! so they're oven-safe. Yeah, but don't leave a hot one on the burner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollywood Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Today's e-mail brought this: 100% Hand blown Pyrex glass dildos, made in USA! so they're oven-safe. Yeah, but don't leave a hot one on the burner. Speaking from experience? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
g.johnson Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Whole Foods jars of whole nutmeg have a shaker top. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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