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Yeah, right. <_<

 

My annoyance is a scratchy throat with that annoying tickle/hack. I've had it since Friday, and while I now have a very sultry speaking voice, my singing voice is dead.

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Oh dear. I used to lose my voice when I had a heavy teaching schedule. The first symptom was that I sounded like an English version of Barry White. Then nothing.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen your bloody birth certificate. Are you sure you aren't Barry White? Be honest Wilf, errrr, Barry.

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Someone got shot in the leg five times on "the corner" down the block last night. Come on, people.

 

Still, five shots in the same leg? That's pretty good shootin'.

chuck heston would be proud

 

Five shots with no center body mass hits? That's totally lame, no pun intended.

my kid's bus drops them off at this school. i am scared to death to show up late. what if i am not on time? will they be the ones who get shot? and you fuckers think it's a joke?

 

kids getting shot is not a joke. i call 911 every two weeks because crime is rampant on this block. of course the police are never there.

 

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i call 911 every two weeks because crime is rampant on this block. of course the police are never there.

 

Ummmm... time to move?

where i live is fine. this block where my kids get the bus happens to be a bad one. i don't think it's funny. do you? do you think people getting shot is funny? what about the the people who live on that block who can't afford to move? should we make jokes about them?

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i call 911 every two weeks because crime is rampant on this block. of course the police are never there.

 

Ummmm... time to move?

where i live is fine. this block where my kids get the bus happens to be a bad one. i don't think it's funny. do you? do you think people getting shot is funny? what about the the people who live on that block who can't afford to move? should we make jokes about them?

 

WTF? Not sure why you are reading humor into my question. It was a legit question that perhaps living in a crime-rampant area would warrant considering a change of residence.

 

I happen to live near the "the projects" and I hear gun shots all the time so -- no -- I do not think that people getting shot is remotely funny and I somewhat resent your implication that I do.

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