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My new cowboy boots hurt my feet. I know I have to go through a breaking-in phase, but in the meantime my left pinky toe is cursing at me non-stop.

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My computer has a virus: W32Netsky.P @mm that Norton says it caught and deleted, but it still crashes when I try to access my e-mail on Eudora.

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My computer has a virus:  W32Netsky.P @mm that Norton says it caught and deleted, but it still crashes when I try to access my e-mail on Eudora.

That's 'cuz you're supposed to be using Outlook.

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Why is is that otherwise perfectly good delis serve awful pickles? What does a gal have to do in this town to get a decent pickle, other than go to a pickle specialty store???

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"Hello, I'm Eudora Welty and I'm calling on behalf of MCI phone service. Are you a decision maker of this residence?"

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"Hello, I'm Eudora Welty and I'm calling on behalf of MCI phone service. Are you a decision maker of this residence?"

"I'm not sure. Do I have to give you an answer now? I mean, I might be. Can I think about it for a minute? Am I alllowed to change my mind later? What if I make the wrong choice? I guess it depends on what you mean by decision-maker."

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"I am the decision-maker, not merely for this household, but for the entire known universe. Please hold while I move in a mysterious way." :ph43r:

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"I am the decision-maker, not merely for this household, but for the entire known universe. Please hold while I move in a mysterious way." :ph43r:

 

"And I've just made another bold decision: (click)"

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I always let them finish their schtick while showing interest and then say

 

" it sounds great and I am thrilled that you would consider offering this service to an undischarged bankrupt like me"

 

click.........................................

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I like to tell them that their call may be monitored for quality assurance purposes. :ph43r: :ph43r:

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Jehovah's Witnesses are the best fun

 

There is always

 

One white/one black

One old/one young

One really gabby and one silent ( I think one is a ventriloquist and is working the other one " may I tell you about Christ my personal saviour while my friend here drinks a glass of water?")

 

The best way I have found to deal with them is when they say "may we come in and talk to you about your salvation" say " sure, come on in. I have just put the kettle on" at which point they go "you're a nutter" and leave

 

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