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Not my favorite chocolate by far but they made a youtube. So here ya go   <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value=" name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></para

the important part is overcharging for mediocre product with cool crafty packaging and pretending that you can only make the crap in limited quantity. this is what's known as a business plan

Trust Funds: What else could cause two grown men to dress up in costumes and make chocolate?    

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Ohmigod.

 

Mast Brothers Video

 

The life of a mariner is one given over to wanderlust—the quest for adventure, crossing unseen horizons to secure precious goods—only to bring them back to their home port. This same love of adventure and curiosity defines the brotherhood of Rick and Michael Mast. They share a fiercely independent spirit, leaping into the unknown and trusting that they’ll find the answer through endurance and dedication to their craft.

 

It's like they are trying to goad us.

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If you haven't watched the video that Bonner linked, do it immediately.

 

In the spirt of Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, and a Mighty Wind we now have the Mast Brothers, on a sacred mission to redeem the world through chocolate bars. Their self importance, their preciousness, can't be overstated. These are the two most fatuous twits in North America.

 

And they've found an enabler - someone made that tribute video and wrote a glowing commentary.

 

The life of a mariner is one given over to wanderlust—the quest for adventure, crossing unseen horizons to secure precious goods—only to bring them back to their home port. This same love of adventure and curiosity defines the brotherhood of Rick and Michael Mast. They share a fiercely independent spirit, leaping into the unknown and trusting that they’ll find the answer through endurance and dedication to their craft.

 

They began their voyage in their apartment ...

Bon voyage Columbus. God speed, Magellean.

 

The Mast Brothers are now planning to navigate the mighty Atlantic, sailing to the Dominican Republic in search of beans and a deeper connection with the folks who grow them.

Their trusty galleon -

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What I wouldn't give to be there when they first meet the Dominicans.

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I finally got around to checking out their website.

 

"Our factory is a stones throw of the Brooklyn Channel (formerly known as the East River) in the village of Williamsburg."

 

These guys are beyond precious.

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I finally got around to checking out their website.

 

"Our factory is a stones throw of the Brooklyn Channel (formerly known as the East River) in the village of Williamsburg."

 

These guys are beyond precious.

it's your borough. those are your people.

Williamsburg is convenient because it acts as a magnet that draws the biggest assholes, leaving the rest of the borough relatively normal.

 

(You thought I was going to make one of those "moving to Brooklyn jokes.")

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