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Meanwhile, at the dB's show at LPR at the beginning of the summer.

 

This show has tables. At my table are a couple, a little younger than me, and their daughter, who looks to be about 18.

 

I'm sitting at the table bopping around heavily (this was my Favorite White Rock Band at the turn of the 70s/80s, after all).

 

The woman taps me on the shoulder and leans toward me.

 

"My daughter wanted me to tell you that she thinks you're adorable."

 

Adorable.

As half of a "cute old couple," I sympathize.

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Yes, it's come to this.

 

Bah, years ago at a Dictators show at Coney Island High, young dude: "Great to see you still coming out to shows."

 

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This extremely beautiful woman in her late 20s is kind of begging me to take her to see the ABT Swan Lake.

 

But as much as I'd relish a night out (and eventually, one expects, in) with her, I just can't abide sitting through an ABT Swan Lake.

 

Thirty years ago, the calculus would have been different.

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