splinky Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 supermarkets that sell crystallized premium ice cream take out places that don't secure the food old people who sit next to you on the bus and play with their dentures making those weird, juicy, sucky, clicky mouth sounds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rail Paul Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 supermarkets that sell crystallized premium ice cream take out places that don't secure the food old people who sit next to you on the bus and play with their dentures making those weird, juicy, sucky, clicky mouth sounds people who eat really noxious food on the subway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GG Mora Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People who drive through crowded parking lots at 50 mph. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbear Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People who wear too much perfume or cologne. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Suzanne F Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People on chat sites who bitch ad nauseam about the same issues over and over again, and redundantly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
g.johnson Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Particularly those related to grammar and spelling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OTB Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People that order lean pastrami at iconic jewish delis and then proceed to use any condiment on it that isn't mustard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Particularly those related to grammar and spelling. And who yet reserve the right to regularly insert typos into their posts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stone Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 People that order lean pastrami at iconic jewish delis and then proceed to use any condiment on it that isn't mustard. My Dad went to a Jewish deli in St. Louis and complained to the manager that they had turkey bacon. Apparently "goy envy" is the new penis envy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liza Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Driving slow in the left lane. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Slapsie Maxie Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Chefs who use the back of a spoon to smear sauce on the plate like a skid mark in a nappy Chefs who think slates and plates are interchangeable. Servers who say "good choice" when you order. People who create menus with concepts other than "read, order, eat, pay, leave" Slapsie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OTB Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Driving slow in the left lane. Which, in Jersey, slow translates to "less than 85Mph". Really getting sick of people climbing up my ass on the Turnpike when I'm doing 75. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GG Mora Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 People on highly restrictive diets who have no clear idea of the science, just that it 'makes them feel better'. Yeah, they're staying at my house this weekend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
splinky Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 People on highly restrictive diets who have no clear idea of the science, just that it 'makes them feel better'. Yeah, they're staying at my house this weekend. the know the science, it's just hard to tell friends that you have a clinical diagnosis of being a high maintenance ass hat. i hate those people, they make it very hard for those of us with real dietary restrictions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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