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supermarkets that sell crystallized premium ice cream

 

take out places that don't secure the food

 

old people who sit next to you on the bus and play with their dentures making those weird, juicy, sucky, clicky mouth sounds

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supermarkets that sell crystallized premium ice cream

 

take out places that don't secure the food

 

old people who sit next to you on the bus and play with their dentures making those weird, juicy, sucky, clicky mouth sounds

 

people who eat really noxious food on the subway

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People that order lean pastrami at iconic jewish delis and then proceed to use any condiment on it that isn't mustard.

My Dad went to a Jewish deli in St. Louis and complained to the manager that they had turkey bacon. Apparently "goy envy" is the new penis envy.

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Chefs who use the back of a spoon to smear sauce on the plate like a skid mark in a nappy

 

Chefs who think slates and plates are interchangeable.

 

Servers who say "good choice" when you order.

 

People who create menus with concepts other than "read, order, eat, pay, leave"

 

Slapsie

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Driving slow in the left lane.

 

Which, in Jersey, slow translates to "less than 85Mph".

 

Really getting sick of people climbing up my ass on the Turnpike when I'm doing 75.

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People on highly restrictive diets who have no clear idea of the science, just that it 'makes them feel better'. Yeah, they're staying at my house this weekend.

the know the science, it's just hard to tell friends that you have a clinical diagnosis of being a high maintenance ass hat. i hate those people, they make it very hard for those of us with real dietary restrictions

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