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I'm liking the DL theory.

 

Dead girlfriend is even better than Canadian.

 

Some girl sitting next to me at a restaurant bar last week told me she had a boyfriend, but he's in a mental institution on the West Coast. That was better than Canada as well.

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I'm liking the DL theory.

 

Dead girlfriend is even better than Canadian.

 

Some girl sitting next to me at a restaurant bar last week told me she had a boyfriend, but he's in a mental institution on the West Coast. That was better than Canada as well.

 

Hate to break it to you Sneak, but she was lying to you. They dont have any mental institutions on the West Coast. No need.

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I'm liking the DL theory.

 

Dead girlfriend is even better than Canadian.

 

Some girl sitting next to me at a restaurant bar last week told me she had a boyfriend, but he's in a mental institution on the West Coast. That was better than Canada as well.

 

Hate to break it to you Sneak, but she was lying to you. They dont have any mental institutions on the West Coast. No need.

It's 1,300 miles of mental institution.

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I'm liking the DL theory.

 

Dead girlfriend is even better than Canadian.

 

Some girl sitting next to me at a restaurant bar last week told me she had a boyfriend, but he's in a mental institution on the West Coast. That was better than Canada as well.

 

Hate to break it to you Sneak, but she was lying to you. They dont have any mental institutions on the West Coast. No need.

Ya, they're all walking around the streets of SF.

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I'm liking the DL theory.

 

Dead girlfriend is even better than Canadian.

 

Some girl sitting next to me at a restaurant bar last week told me she had a boyfriend, but he's in a mental institution on the West Coast. That was better than Canada as well.

 

Hate to break it to you Sneak, but she was lying to you. They dont have any mental institutions on the West Coast. No need.

 

You can imagine how well that very joke went over when I made it to her.

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