hollywood Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 So I heard that using one of these is a way to measure your blood oxygen level. And depending on your measurement, this could be an early pre-symptom indicator of whether you have Covid-19. Sounded easy enough. But apparently others had heard about this. I went to about a dozen pharmacies looking for one. Each time I would find a blank space on the shelf where the stock had been depleted. When I would ask the pharmacist, he/she would either look at me funny or tell me to check back in a month or so (not having frequented this area of pharmacies, I did discover all manner of tests and testing equipment for blood pressure, diabetes, colon cancer, pregnancy, veneral disease, etc. in stock). It was also suggested I try to get one online. So, I went on Amazon only to find they had tons of them (although some were currently not available) but always at higher prices than the empty shelf pharmacy prices. Nonetheless I decided to go for it. I ordered one. I waited to hear something about a delivery date or tracking number for about 2 weeks. Finally, I was given a date about 3 weeks hence. The date passed with no delivery. Instead I got a message telling me that the product must have been lost in transit. I was thus given the option of cancelling the order. I decided to cancel. I then went back to searching pharmacies to no avail. So about 2 weeks after my cancellation request, a package arrived. This was indeed the pulse oximeter. Unlike my understanding that batteries were included, they were not. O well. I grabbed two AAA batteries and installed them. I tried to read the instructions that came with the product, but they are in the smallest font visible to the human eye with the aid of a high powered microscope. I decided to wing it. Now it was time to insert a finger. It seems natural to use the index finger, but it seems the middle finger is preferred. I did it using the middle finger on each hand (ok, I also did use the index finger). The readings obtained were 94 or 95. This is good. 90 or below means you should run out and get tested for Covid or prepare to be afflicted and possibly meet your maker. I'm not sure how meaningful this test is, but it is a way to waste about 6 weeks time during our shutdown. And you have this silly little gadget to mess with. eta: Unrelated, but possibly of interest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_the_Orgone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maison Rustique Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 The husband ordered one that got here a week or so. I'd forgotten about it until you mentioned it. I need to check again to make sure I'm alive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Orik Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I don't know how accurate your oximeter is but you should really aspire (ha) to be around 98-100. 94 isn't necessarily a problem per se but it can be indicative of respiratory or coronary issues to come. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollywood Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 Well, here's another take. https://www.amperordirect.com/pc/help-pulse-oximeter/z-interpreting-results.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I feel pretty safe in predicting that hollywood will die sometime within the next 50 or 60 years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollywood Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 My goal is to outlast you. 😜 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 You know, one of my GFs made me buy one of those things. But I just can't bring myself to deal with it. It's just sitting there mocking me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I mean, I promised her I'd BUY it. I never promised to USE it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joethefoodie Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Still alive. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bloviatrix Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I think you meant to say "I'm not dead yet" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
voyager Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 8:44 PM, Sneakeater said: I mean, I promised her I'd BUY it. I never promised to USE it. Reminds me of the local government agency whose phone was never picked up. When enough annoyance built, their response was "We are required to maintain a phone line. But nothing requires us to answer a call." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Now she says we can get together, but only if we exchange temperatures and pulse oximeter readings first. UH-OH. Hope I can figure out how to use it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 The thing is, my PO reading is going to be bad in any event. That's a problem I have. That's why I'm so scared of COVID. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sneakeater Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 OTOH, in everyday life my middle fingers generally get A LOT of exercise. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hollywood Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 Just turn it on and stick your finger in. Literature says the middle finger but nurses seem to use the index finger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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