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Currently alive: George Clooney - I'll bet he whispers dirty things in your ear Ewan McGregor - I like a guy who lets it all hang out (and he looks like my hubby) Clive Owen - but I don't want him

God, there was this guy at my gym today. One look and I had to started repeating my husband's name over and over again. That didn't work, so I repeated the names of my children. Like mental kicks, "I am so and so's MOM, I am the MOTHER of two children". He came over and said, "hi". I ignored him. He looked stunned. So, I convinced myself that he's a conceited bastard who expects women to fawn over him at a mere, "hi".

 

FUCKER!

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Has to be. One of those conceited types, I mean. Or maybe he doesn't like to eat. I mean, there has to be something seriously wrong with him. Maybe he makes chilequiles with Doritos. Or thinks sushi is about the fish. Or cares about cupcakes. Just trying to help.

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God, there was this guy at my gym today. One look and I had to started repeating my husband's name over and over again. That didn't work, so I repeated the names of my children. Like mental kicks, "I am so and so's MOM, I am the MOTHER of two children". He came over and said, "hi". I ignored him. He looked stunned. So, I convinced myself that he's a conceited bastard who expects women to fawn over him at a mere, "hi".

 

FUCKER!

Screamie, we have an Asshole thread crying out for this post. You are distracting us from the onscreen bonking atmosphere!

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the 3rd Rock from the Sun kid. He grew up fine.

 

 

He looks like a major bad-boy-jerk-James-Dean posseur. But the Queen rules.

 

From the interview, he seems like a nice, centered, serious kid, AND a Columbia grad.

 

Of course, he's nowhere near as cute as you, señor. :wub:

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Saw what's his name - the guy who played Billy on "90210" - Andrew Shue! He looks fine.

 

Oh Liza. Pretending to not know his name. Even for you this is low.

 

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I had forgotten he was once a competitive swimmer. :blush:

 

Thanks, rancho.

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So those are goggles in his trunks?

 

Looks like a soccer ball. :P

 

Because...um...you know...he played professional soccer for the LA Galaxy too.

 

Thanks for the piccie, Rancho. In your honor, I'm using the Rio Fuego sauce tonight.

 

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the 3rd Rock from the Sun kid. He grew up fine.

 

 

He looks like a major bad-boy-jerk-James-Dean posseur. But the Queen rules.

 

From the interview, he seems like a nice, centered, serious kid, AND a Columbia grad.

 

Of course, he's nowhere near as cute as you, señor. :wub:

 

 

Certainly, you jest. :blink: :blink: :blink:

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God, there was this guy at my gym today. One look and I had to started repeating my husband's name over and over again. That didn't work, so I repeated the names of my children. Like mental kicks, "I am so and so's MOM, I am the MOTHER of two children". He came over and said, "hi". I ignored him. He looked stunned. So, I convinced myself that he's a conceited bastard who expects women to fawn over him at a mere, "hi".

 

FUCKER!

 

You femmes are, what?, strange. Ignoring common courtesy shocks most males! News!

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