Where Is It?

[small h]

Roseanne Barr (when she was still funny) famously pushed back against her then-husband's habit of asking her where things were by announcing that "the uterus is not a tracking device."

I was reminded of this just last night when H texted me (I was at a party) to ask where the popcorn was.

3 minutes ago, Wilfrid said:

Is that a boy thing? I feel I have seen that more with boys.

So, yes.

[Wilfrid]

I don't know why I have that feeling, being a daughter-father but I definitely do. And I am sure it has been me.

Recovered books (joy):

[maison rustique]

About a year ago I got a couple of pairs of jeans that actually fit me without having to put safety pins in the waist. Last week I could not find one pair of them. I have looked everywhere. I've finally decided they must have gotten donated by mistake in all my sorting and tossing. So, I ordered another pair that arrived yesterday. Pretty sure this means that I will walk into my closet today to discover the old pair hanging there.

[bloviatrix]

Today's missing objects that no one could find but me were: a hockey glove (it was under a skate) and the navy road jersey. He's shown up at at a game missing a glove and an elbow pad once in 4 years.

[Wilfrid]

I need a new phone case, but I guarantee it will be the brightest, most inappropriate color I can find, making it hard for the phone to go camouflage and undercover and hide around the apartment.