This made me laugh

[Wilfrid]

My neighborhood Chinese take out now has seating while you wait for your order.

[Wilfrid]

I didn't know Guy Fieri had a chicken tenders outlet on 42nd Street. It's called Chicken Guy (geddit?). And offers "great frickin' chicken." Also, "lots of fuckin' cluckin.'" Okay, I made the last bit up.

[small h]

 

[Wilfrid]

Heathrow Airport (which got my email address because I used their wifi this summer) has sent me a free guide to...New York!

[small h]

Service-y!

[relbbaddoof]

On 8/10/2025 at 6:09 PM, Wilfrid said:

My neighborhood Chinese take out now has seating while you wait for your order.

Is there no picture of you in that chair? That would make the multitudes laugh, not just you.

[Wilfrid]

Email from Delta this morning: "What you can look forward to on your flight."

Opened it, hoping it would say air traffic control. No, something about snacks.

[small h]

"Not hitting another plane" (probably)

[Wilfrid]

And snacks!

[Wilfrid]

Just watched last night's SNL and two big takeaways. 

- Sabrina Carpenter is good at sketch comedy.

- Fart jokes still rule.

[small h]

On 10/19/2025 at 4:24 PM, Wilfrid said:

Just watched last night's SNL

This season is terrible so far. Fart jokes notwithstanding. 

[backyardchef]

I have pretty much only enjoyed the Please Do Not Destroy shorts the last few seasons. Not much else. It has always been mostly misses with a few hits, but these last few years have been miss for me. Maybe the youngs like it.  

Edited October 21, 2025 by backyardchef

[maison rustique]

19 hours ago, backyardchef said:

I have pretty much only enjoyed the Please Do Not Destroy shorts the last few seasons. Not much else. It has always been mostly misses with a few hits, but these last few years have been miss for me. Maybe the youngs like it.  

Yeah. I think I've out-grown it. It was much funnier in the 70s than it is now that I'm in my 70s.

[Wilfrid]

On 10/21/2025 at 9:46 AM, small h said:

This season is terrible so far. Fart jokes notwithstanding. 

The cast is just so much poorer without Ego and Heidi.

[small h]

5 hours ago, Wilfrid said:

The cast is just so much poorer without Ego and Heidi.

Agreed. Even Weekend Update seems weaker, and that was the highlight for me. Also the aforementioned Please Don't Destroy videos, although they aren't always that good.

[Wilfrid]

Right now in a coffee bar listening to a hilarious conversation between two 20-ish women. Best so far, "It was a nightmare as per youzsh. He literally kicked me out of his mother's house on Christmas."

I am guessing at how you spell the abbreviation of "usual."

[Wilfrid]

Actual AI response to a Google search. Whatever I was looking for, it wasn't details on wombat faeces.

Quote

Recent news highlights a surge in dog waste complaints in New York City, with over 800 reports early in 2026, marking a 35% increase, particularly affecting Brooklyn. Residents are calling for better cleanup in areas like Sunset Park. Separately, studies show bowel movement frequency affects health, and wombats produce cube-shaped poo.

 

[small h]

Good to know, anyway.

[Wilfrid]

News you can use?

[small h]

You might be on Jeopardy some day.

[StephanieL]

4 hours ago, small h said:

You might be on Jeopardy some day.

I don't recall any questions on wombat poo, or any other animals' poo for that matter.

[small h]

28 minutes ago, StephanieL said:

I don't recall any questions on wombat poo, or any other animals' poo for that matter.

With the caveat that this is an AI response...

[Wilfrid]

I bet Eater links to this.

[Orik]

I thought it's been eradicated in this country

[cinghiale]

Went 3/8 on this quiz of obscure British insults, but only by chance - I had never heard of any of them.