This made me laugh

[small h]

Thanks! We decided we can get divorced if we feel like it, 'cause we've already had a pretty good run.

No plans to do this at the moment, though. And I feel exactly the same. H is still calling me his fiancée, also, so maybe it takes a few days to sink in.

[voyager]

10 hours ago, Sneakeater said:

I had a GREAT time!

Rub it in!

[small h]

10 hours ago, Sneakeater said:

I had a GREAT time!

Oh, THAT'S what happened to the leftover pulled pork.

[MitchW]

1 hour ago, Mitchell101 said:

Congrats! I've been married 32 years and its been 14 of the happiest years of my life! 😄

I'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen!

@small h Congrats!  

[Orik]

There´s a new Thai place in Murray Hill called Thai Food Near Me

 

[Sneakeater]

31 minutes ago, voyager said:

Rub it in!

Wait I wasn't REALLY there!

[small h]

1 hour ago, Orik said:

There´s a new Thai place in Murray Hill called Thai Food Near Me

I saw that, and I sort of love it, 'cause it's like a Yelp query.

[AaronS]

congrats!

[small h]

7 hours ago, AaronS said:

congrats!

If that's at me, thanks!

[rozrapp]

@small h, Mazel tov!

[small h]

Todah!

[Wilfrid]

Rewriting Neil Diamond songs for my own entertainment this morning.

I'm Fred, I said.

And people asked, didn't you used to be called Neil?

I'd like some bread.

With butter if that's not too much to ask.

[Wilfrid]

I am, I lied.

I don't exist, I've not even tried.

[backyardchef]

Lambs...

touching lambs...

bleating out...

touching sheep.....

touching ewe......

Edited August 28, 2024 by backyardchef

[Sneakeater]

(Not Neil Diamond)

Her mind is easily twisted

She's got the Mercedes Benz

She hangs out with a lot of  pretty boys

That she calls Glen

Edited August 28, 2024 by Sneakeater

[maison rustique]

I needed this today. 🤣

[Mitchell101]

 

An older Jewish couple is going to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary by having sex. They are naked in bed and Harry says hang on, I need to pee. He comes back and then his wife Harriet says hang on, I now need to pee. Harriet starts screaming from the bathroom, “Harry, you left the seat up and I’m now stuck in the toilet naked.” Harry feverishly tries to get her out but can’t. He finally calls 911. Harriet says “what am I supposed to do, the EMT’s are coming and I’m stuck in the toilet naked.” Harry says “cover up your breasts with your arms and put my yarmulke by your private parts.” The EMT’s arrive and assess the situation. The EMT says to Harry, “ I think we can save your wife but the rabbi is a goner.” 

 

[Wilfrid]

I’d much rather be, forever in Walgreens

[Orik]

Dropped her phone into the dessert

[small h]

I’ll have what she’s having.

[bloviatrix]

Kid's school supply list included a white paper 2-pocket folder. No white ones were available. So we decided to buy a blue one and write on it "This is a white folder." If curious to hear how his teacher will react. If it's meant for art class, I know it will be appreaciated.

[splinky]

1 hour ago, bloviatrix said:

Kid's school supply list included a white paper 2-pocket folder. No white ones were available. So we decided to buy a blue one and write on it "This is a white folder." If curious to hear how his teacher will react. If it's meant for art class, I know it will be appreaciated.

color is a social construct

[Orik]

As evidenced by ismy.blue

[maison rustique]

Blue folders matter.

[backyardchef]

1 hour ago, maison rustique said:

Blue folders matter.

I first read this as Ben Folds matters.